Porn Star Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen Is 'Most Self-Destructive Person I Have Ever Met'
Charlie Sheen's 22-year-old porn star pal Kacey Jordan and lifelong friend Sean Penn have both spoken to
GQ magazine for a striking long-form piece that digs deep into what makes Sheen tick.
Opening up to GQ writer Amy Wallace in February, Sheen recapped his widely reported
36-hour coke-fueled porn star party: "In regards to this whole recent odyssey, I'll just say this: It was epic. There are two rules at my house right now: You park your judgment at the door, and you enjoy every moment. People can interpret that however they want. Enjoy every sober moment. Enjoy every loaded moment. Just enjoy every moment. It's not a rehearsal, you know?"
After the jump, read Kacey Jordan's sad account of what "enjoy every moment" meant to Sheen hours before his hospitalization.
Kacey Jordan was promised $5,000 for an appearance at Sheen's party in late January, and she found the 'Two and a Half Men' star in a sorry state. "His teeth were all gold. I see him as that guy on that show -- you know, a celebrity. But he told me he has to put on fake teeth for his show," she told GQ.
Sheen informed Jordan of his plan to create a "porn family" and all live under one roof. "He said that he was going to take care of us. It was just going to be a big party house. He was all about partying, partying, partying, partying. Never a rest," Jordan said.
Hours into the bender, Jordan found herself alone with Sheen. Sheen asked her to hold him almost immediately after he requested oral sex while smoking cocaine from a pipe. "I think he was scared. I could see the pain," Jordan said. "As I was walking away, I could see him just sitting in the bed, hunched over with his pipe. That night I knew: This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met."
Sean Penn, whom GQ notes made home movies with Charlie Sheen as a kid, chimed in with the following observations about Sheen:
►"When you divorce the moral judgments, which I prefer to do, I see a guy who has a clearer view of the nature of the world around him than is sometimes comfortable to have. Those are the sort of people who have a tendency to find altered states. But he's a very ironic character. He's got pretension in the crosshairs of his wit. I think to a large degree he's saying, 'Guys, we're only going to be here once, so lighten the f**k up.'"
►"We're talking about the son of a movie star, who had a certain realistic irreverence for the business and the way that people were subject to successes and failures. He's so deeply invested in a humor about himself. That's what Charlie is to me: He's an honest public figure."
Sheen's "honesty" has manifested itself in the form of bizarre, hyperbolic quotes in the past week. He told ABC, "
I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available 'cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body."
One of GQ's quotes from a (presumably calmer) Sheen gives a hint to his golden-quote-heavy
maniacal media frenzy ensuing lately: "I spent the first 45 years living a semi-inauthentic life. Now my promise to myself is that everything I do will be authentic."
PopEater filmed the word on the street surrounding Sheen's latest craziness -- see it here:
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Wow. Little Kacey Jordan looks like a 12 yr old with progeria. Maybe it's just the camera angle, or maybe she's at slumber party for boys.
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This is dirty. She's just mad because she's not currently part of his entourage. She's a porn star who did drugs with CS. NO credibility-just an attempt to remain relevant and make money off of interviews.
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One thing is clear. She likes troubled men. Look at who she's with at this point=Sean Penn!
Now there is a real freak.
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Please re-read the article. Nowhere does it say she is dating Sean. It says that Sean and Charlie are friends, not she and Sean.
She's Not with Sean Penn, it was two separate interviews, one with each of them.
Gross.
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Hahaha! A porn star lecturing Sheen about having a "destructive life." I can't stop laughing.
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I agree, that is a joke. This little back stabbing tramp is probably mad he won't answer her calls.
I was thinking the same thing. A porn star talking about never meeting someone more self-destructive. Check the mirror porn star.
How pathetic is it that a porn actress can afford to all CS "self-destructive"? Who is she, Miss Mary Sunshine? As for Sean Penn, of COURSE he's good at "divorcing himself from moral judgments"--he had no morals to begin with.
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What's really pathetic is your (and the ones above you) thinking that just because a woman gets laid on film for a living she's not able to make a judgement call about another person's self-destructive lifestyle. Especially someone who SHE was with and not you. As if she is on the road to ruin because of where she is at this point in her life? How do you know she's not trying to pay her way through grad school and working on her Master's thesis, 'The Destruction of the Superego by the Id of Charlie Sheen'?
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She IS the slumber party for boys. LOL
Anyone who thinks Charlie Cheen is so elevated beyond us and has a clearer view of the world that causes him to live this life (like his friend Sean Penn does) is smoking the same stuff Charlie is.
In addition, why does anyone think that to "truly live life and enjoy it to the fullest", you need to be in a drug altered state of mind? If you are TRULY elevated, you can find utopia in your own mind, without drugs AND can still function on this planet in a healthy and life-sustaining fashion.
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The stuff he's spouting reminds me of Charles Manson and his followers, back in the day!
that porn actress sure looks weird, like a child with an adults head>and thats what he is into? yep, hes a sick one...
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If a PORN STAR is calling you destructive, you'd better take a long hard look at yourself. You have to be really bad to get that kind of criticism.
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Do you people have anything else to do in your lives but read about this drivel? This is not news. It's someone's (Sheen) self-destruction and it's quite depressing to watch. The media should get onto some real news and leave Sheen and his family to deal with his sorrowful state. The man is headed to Hell.
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Catamaran: Obviously, neither do you.
And her lifestyle isn't destructive? I'm sure
a lot of actors use porn stars and hookers, Charlie
needs to hook up with "ladies" that don't run to
the media for their 15 mins of fame.
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I'll say this for Charlie: He sure found himself a sexy little goop gobbler to use as his human receptacle.
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Her jabots are hung backwards.
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