Porn Star Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen Is 'Most Self-Destructive Person I Have Ever Met'
Charlie Sheen's 22-year-old porn star pal Kacey Jordan and lifelong friend Sean Penn have both spoken to
GQ magazine for a striking long-form piece that digs deep into what makes Sheen tick.
Opening up to GQ writer Amy Wallace in February, Sheen recapped his widely reported
36-hour coke-fueled porn star party: "In regards to this whole recent odyssey, I'll just say this: It was epic. There are two rules at my house right now: You park your judgment at the door, and you enjoy every moment. People can interpret that however they want. Enjoy every sober moment. Enjoy every loaded moment. Just enjoy every moment. It's not a rehearsal, you know?"
After the jump, read Kacey Jordan's sad account of what "enjoy every moment" meant to Sheen hours before his hospitalization.
Kacey Jordan was promised $5,000 for an appearance at Sheen's party in late January, and she found the 'Two and a Half Men' star in a sorry state. "His teeth were all gold. I see him as that guy on that show -- you know, a celebrity. But he told me he has to put on fake teeth for his show," she told GQ.
Sheen informed Jordan of his plan to create a "porn family" and all live under one roof. "He said that he was going to take care of us. It was just going to be a big party house. He was all about partying, partying, partying, partying. Never a rest," Jordan said.
Hours into the bender, Jordan found herself alone with Sheen. Sheen asked her to hold him almost immediately after he requested oral sex while smoking cocaine from a pipe. "I think he was scared. I could see the pain," Jordan said. "As I was walking away, I could see him just sitting in the bed, hunched over with his pipe. That night I knew: This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met."
Sean Penn, whom GQ notes made home movies with Charlie Sheen as a kid, chimed in with the following observations about Sheen:
►"When you divorce the moral judgments, which I prefer to do, I see a guy who has a clearer view of the nature of the world around him than is sometimes comfortable to have. Those are the sort of people who have a tendency to find altered states. But he's a very ironic character. He's got pretension in the crosshairs of his wit. I think to a large degree he's saying, 'Guys, we're only going to be here once, so lighten the f**k up.'"
►"We're talking about the son of a movie star, who had a certain realistic irreverence for the business and the way that people were subject to successes and failures. He's so deeply invested in a humor about himself. That's what Charlie is to me: He's an honest public figure."
Sheen's "honesty" has manifested itself in the form of bizarre, hyperbolic quotes in the past week. He told ABC, "
I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available 'cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body."
One of GQ's quotes from a (presumably calmer) Sheen gives a hint to his golden-quote-heavy
maniacal media frenzy ensuing lately: "I spent the first 45 years living a semi-inauthentic life. Now my promise to myself is that everything I do will be authentic."
PopEater filmed the word on the street surrounding Sheen's latest craziness -- see it here:
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Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black, eh?
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Interesting point, when they want to bash someone they dont like....they use the word of a porn "star" or low grade sl*t. But dare use anyone like that against someone they like....well its just not done...and you cant really believe them... Hollywood types..hypocrits all... Notice that the longest marriages between hollywood types are the ones who first are courageous enough to really get MARRIED (brangalina...cowards of the worst sort) AND live outside of tinseltown, NY, or other media outlets.
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Isn't it obvious that charlie sheen thinks he is hugh heffner....lol His goal is to have a replica of the playboy mansion. Good luck charlie..your gong to need it.
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i love cs as a actor its sad to see him like this
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Gross, she looks 14 and who is she to talk? Just another too tanned,blond bimbo looking for some attention. Her parents must be so proud.
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And people say porn stars are dumb....nothing gets by this brainy blond!!!!!!!
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Clearly, this guy is crying for help.. I just hope he realizes how stupid and naive he really is by excusing himself with excuse after excuse. Self-destruct is what he wants, let him have it!
See ya CS- what a legacy!
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Charlie needs to face the Lord in his sin and ask for mercy..like we all do. He is following the ways of the world and is clearly wrapped up in the extasy of it all. He will be saved on the day of judgement..which is very near..if he turns to the Lord...as we all should..hell is forever..this life on earth is not..the moment you die,,your life here is not even a thought. Jesus Christ will be your only thought...God Bless Charlie and all who read this.
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This whole HUMANNOID family of Sheen's suffer from the same stick that broke the golden rule... The state of denial that Sir Charles shows is one who will probably be in therapy FOR life.
BUT as so many of these substance and alchol victims are always in denial, attracts ATTENTION. Now is this not what every Sheen has looked for ? MMMMMM
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If, according to Sean Penn, Sheen has "pretension in the crosshairs of his wit", then Penn better duck.
I hope all these jerks who are defending and/or glamorizing his pathological behavior feel it very deeply when the guy kills himself. Which he is surely going to do.
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Charlie.... Get Hal Huggins book: "It's all, in yoiur head." You won't believe it.... Trust me... Edgar...
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if he hadn't been the son of a movie star....what would he be doing??.....pushin' broom?....or pushin' something.. ;^D
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Porn Star Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen Is 'Most Self-Destructive Person I Have Ever Met'
SHE SAID AFTER PLAYING HIDE THE SALAMI
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I run a rehab and I think its terrible how the media exploits at their worst and when they are suffering.
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You know you're in a sorry state when a porn star is the voice of reason.
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One things for sure he really likes very young looking girls/women. And once they get him on his meds for bi polar. He wont be any fun anymore. Like Britney. It takes away all your highs and lows. thats why bi polar wont stay on their meds. They miss those highs.
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Charlie Sheen wants to create a "porn family" under one roof? What , is he the new, modern-day Caligula? WHY aren't the Child protective Services of California stepping in and taking his kids OUT of this SICK, twisted environment?
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Charlie Sheen is a lost soul; may God help him find his way out of the darkness and into the light.
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This little girls mother, needs to ground her for a long time.
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Yeah right, Jonah. She's working the "horizontal ladder" to success and we're just being too self-righteous. LMAO!
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