Howard Stern pulled a "Howard Stern" on Tuesday, skipping the pleasantries and getting right down to what America really wants to know about Charlie Sheen's world: Who are these "goddesses" of his, and how do they all live? Sheen's Hefner-ian harem includes two very young women, retired porn actress Rachel Oberlin and former nanny Natalie Kenly.

Sheen said Oberlin (known as Bree Olson to the perv set) is "retired" from the porn biz because of him. He also explained that Kenly, whom he refers to in interviews as Natty, is a "young gal that I met through a mutual friend" and is an artist.