Charlie Sheen Checks the Warlocks at the Door for Calm Howard Stern Chat

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Charlie Sheen starting to make sense? A day after barraging the airwaves with what seemed like a
dozen oft-erratic media interviews, the 'Two and a Half' men actor called Howard Stern's radio show this morning and sounded perfectly put-together and coherent as he made his case that CBS is being "ridiculous" by painting him as incapable of doing his job.
"It's silly on its best day. And everybody around me and everybody involved would attest to that," he told Stern of CBS's rationale for shutting 'Men' down. "The thing that's really frustrating is that I parked all my manic behavior and all my weirdness, and I got right to the point and I asked Chuck Lorre some very specific questions that everybody saw on the 'Today' show yesterday, and nothing, not a phone call, not a word, not an answer to any of these very basic questions that he's the only one that can answer."
He then added, "They [CBS] have certainly been up in my grill trying to micromanage my personal life. I kept telling them it is not in my contract, and as long as I am delivering and hitting every mark and killing every joke, then I do not even see why we are having a dialogue, you know?"
Sheen claims that the recent flurry of bizarre events has not affected his employability and that he has movie offers lined up that he'll pursue as soon as he knows what his TV schedule will be.
"They're all stepped up in full force. And they're really waiting to see what kind of schedule I have, which is dictated by my television schedule as you know. So I'm not worried about the movie side."
And as for his financial situation, that doesn't seem to be a problem either. When Stern questioned him about paying porn star Kacey Jordan $30,000 for her, ahem, time, when all she had asked for was five grand, Sheen said that he was paying her for future visits and chided Stern by saying, "I'm not a moron."
Although when he was questioned why he pays for their "time" when surely he could find a multitude of willing volunteers he demurred, "I don't know. That's a whole other segment ... we can get into that later."
Sheen refused the take Stern's bait to talk dirt about his ex-wife Denise Richards, saying they're better friends than when they were married. "She's fabulous, and she's smoking hot, and I just love her to death."
And as for his current romantic life with the "goddesses," when Stern asked him if he was in love, he simply said, "If that's the only word we can use, then yeah." Stern pressed Sheen to explain his current arrangement with porn star Bree Olson (whom he calls Rachel) and a mystery woman named Natty.
Howard Stern: Who is Natty? Is she a porn star?
Charlie Sheen: No, no, no, she's an artist. She's a young gal that I met through a mutual friend.
Stern: Charlie, this is unbelievable. So you're with Rachel/Bree Olson and Natty, and that's like your relationship, right? It's the three of you?
Sheen: Yeah, it is. I mean these women are fabulous and absolutely beautiful.
Stern: Are they willing to get it on with each other?
Sheen: Well, you would have to ask them.
But whether he's actually in love or not, Sheen told Stern he's done with marriage. "I'm 0 for 3, and I am certainly not interested in going 0 for 4."
PopEater filmed the word on the street surrounding Sheen's latest craziness -- see it here:
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Eff him. Just die already
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LOL...are you a CBS executive with a nice little life policy on him?
"denise is smoking hot"....if ur into the anorexic look.
howard is anorexic & charlie is getting there.
How long do you think it is going to be before one of these so called "goddesses" gets knocked up? Please just stop reproducing you moron!
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Charlie Sheen is gay!
Watch this closely, folks. He's going to get through this, laughing all the way to the bank. CBS is on its way to caving. This is HOLLYWOOD vs HOLLYWOOD. It's all about the money and the power. Who has it, who keeps it.
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FAITH IS FOR WINNERS HOPE IS FOR LOSERS
I'M SO TIRED OF ACTING LIKE LIKE MY LIFE ISN'T PERFECT AND BIT**N
Charlie is normal and been partying for years. Leave him alone and lose the hate. Haters always run their mouths. The guy keeps winning and looks good doing it. Just because his making wasn't done people think he looks rough. The guy has had fun for years and deserves it. ROCK ON CHARLIE
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Problem is that he DOESN'T look good doing it. He looks old, haggard, and well on his way to being on one of those "Faces of Meth" posters. If I want to look at wizened and pathetic I can go to Skid Row in any city.
Normal? Winning? Looks good? What planet are you living on? You can hero worship all you like but any 3 yo is gonna tell you this guy is far from normal, hasn't won in years, and looks like a middle aged mess who can't face the fact that he IS a middle aged mess. Cut it with the 'hater' crap why don'cha...these people are just calling a spade a spade.
I don't know why I care, but, what exactly was Charlie Sheen doing BEFORE Two and a Half Men. I can't recall him having any blockbuster films recently, in fact I can only remember a few good roles his whole career. He should be thankful for the gazillion dollars he has earned from this TV show for basically playing himself
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YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!HE'S LAUGHING ALL OF THE WAY TO THE BANK NOW!!! THE NETWORKS AND CABLE HAVE MADE THIS A LIVE, ON GOING REALITY SHOW..........."THE ADVENTURES OF CHARLIE SHEEN IN LA, LA LAND".donllivi
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His life.His money.Go Charlie.
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I am sure the "godesses" are doing everything in their power to get pregnant.Once they have a little Sheen baby they can suck from the Charlie Cash Cow for ever....Do they think his last wife thought he was a really wonderful caring guy?? He is an ATM machine.
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I agree with Warren..........
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MAYBE HE'S A BETTER ACTOR THAN WE THINK...
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I'm trying to figure out how if you make porn movies you get referred to as a "Porn Star"? The majority of people have never even heard of these girls Charlie hangs out with, heck Charlie isn't even a "Star" anymore.
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Bleh!
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If CBS caves in to this bozo, i will lose ALL RESPECT for a once-great network PERMANENTLY.
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His life, his money².He is living in the way he wants...
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