Grandmothers across the country rejoiced this past week as they were given a wealth of new Charlie Sheen quotes to embroider to their throw pillows. But they aren't the only ones "winning," as Sheen is laughing all the way to the self-created winners circle.
From calling "rock bottom" a "fishing term" to touting the greatest drug ever made ("I'm on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'") to making sure he sticks it to those who have wronged him, Sheen is whipping out the fighting words.
But what makes Sheen a winner? Check out the most outrageous sound bites form the 45-year-old star's tornado of recent talk show appearances and interviews with the likes of NBC, TMZ and ABC.
We give it a week before we see teenage Sheen wannabes walking around with T-shirts emblazoned with his face and the words, "My conduct is bitchin'."
Check out Charlie's most outrageous quotes after the jump!
Charlie the "Warlock"
►"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
►"I'm proud of what I created. Why wouldn't I be? I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them!"
►"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."
►"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
See Charlie tell the 'Today' show about his "war" against CBS:
Charlie the "Winner"
►"[I was] bangin' 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear ... go!"
►"I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I party. Man, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of 'em just look like droopy-eyed armless children."
►"What's the cure, medicine to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments when a guy like crashes?"
►"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!' ... It fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm."
►"I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available 'cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body."
See Sheen talk face-melting on ABC:
Charlie the "Poet"
►"I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips."
►"I wanted to watch 'Jaws' on the ocean in the dark and be afraid."
►"It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
►"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
See PopEater editors sound off on Sheen's wild ways:
Besides going off the deep end and ruining a good show, what about his cast members? There are some good actors that are now out of a job and worse yet off of a tv show that was doing well. Seems to me he's just selfish and totally uncaring about anyone but himself. Sorry Charlie, you've lost any credability now and in the future.
I think Charlie is just responding to everyone sticking their big noses into HIS business. If he is doing something illegal, then let the police deal with him. If he is doing something immoral, then let God deal with him. If he is doing something offensive to you, then don't watch him or read about him. There are tons of people out there doing a lot of worse things than what Charlie is doing (mostly to himself). He's an entertainer...and he's still doing a good job entertaining us IMO. And btw, I do think he is crazy...like a fox.
That's great. I agree 100% He's been amazing, just cuz he did drugs shouldn't take all that back. He's still one of the best &I think he always will be.
I love Charlie. This whole ugly mess makes me sad. I wish him the best in his recovery. I agree that AA is not the best or only solution, but it does work for some people. Whatever works, do it.
I think Mr Sheen is very ill and is being highly exploited by the media. He needs help, not the self serving media . Either help get him help or leave him alone.
Poor guy... One day (I'm hoping very soon) he will realize how much he screwed up his life and his family.
Charlie, get yourself diagnosed by a professional! You are an actor - NOT A PSYCHIATRIST!!! And if you do it soon, you'd still have a chance to finish season 8.
CRACK HEAD CHARLIE was given a blood test after the hotel incident and they found 11 ELEVEN different drugs in his system. I did not know there were eleven drugs to get high on. His Brain is Burnt Out!
So Charlie is your hero. I guess this means you like being violent toward your women and celebrating it, doing addictive drugs and celebrating it, and making irrational justifications on our national media. Good luck, Brian.
First of all, Charlie Sheen is NOT a good actor. He's just playing himself on 2 1/2 MEN. Anyone can do that. Granted he has done some good work in the past but that was due to the directors he was working under. He's typical of the megalomaniacs who prevail in the entertainment and sports world - they make so much money they believe themselves to be above the rules and requirements of any social order, so consequently they feel they can do anything they wish to do and everyone else has to just deal with it. I've written to the sponsors of the show and told them if they hire him back I've used their products for the last time, and am spreading the word. He's a disgrace to the human existence, addictions and all the rest!
AA is about humility and honesty. Charlie has neither... Has anyone seen his '99 interview after he came out of (an AA based) rehab? Did you notice how healthy, honest and happy he appeared back then? Today? not so much... Now he's an arrogant, wasted, scarecrow, just blowin' smoke. Anything for attention. I hope he finds the truth 'cause he really is a sicko. I suspect his arrogance and denial will eventually kill him... probably an overdose.
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Grandmothers across the country rejoiced this past week as they were given a wealth of new Charlie Sheen quotes to embroider to their throw pillows. But they aren't the only ones "winning," as Sheen is laughing all the way to the self-created winners circle.
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Besides going off the deep end and ruining a good show, what about his cast members? There are some good actors that are now out of a job and worse yet off of a tv show that was doing well. Seems to me he's just selfish and totally uncaring about anyone but himself. Sorry Charlie, you've lost any credability now and in the future.
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just remember. CBS put stop at the show. not Charlie.
I think Charlie is just responding to everyone sticking their big noses into HIS business. If he is doing something illegal, then let the police deal with him. If he is doing something immoral, then let God deal with him. If he is doing something offensive to you, then don't watch him or read about him. There are tons of people out there doing a lot of worse things than what Charlie is doing (mostly to himself). He's an entertainer...and he's still doing a good job entertaining us IMO. And btw, I do think he is crazy...like a fox.
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That's great. I agree 100%
He's been amazing, just cuz he did drugs shouldn't take all that back. He's still one of the best &I think he always will be.
Charlie deserves a raise.....3 million per show..
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I love it! Charlie Sheen is finally interesting and fun! These quotes are the best ever. Don't stop Charlie...
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I love Charlie. This whole ugly mess makes me sad. I wish him the best in his recovery. I agree that AA is not the best or only solution, but it does work for some people. Whatever works, do it.
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I think Mr Sheen is very ill and is being highly exploited by the media. He needs help, not the self serving media . Either help get him help or leave him alone.
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I agree Charlie is probably ill but don't blame the media for exploitation. He is calling them! AND you cant help someone who doesn't want it.
Poor guy...
One day (I'm hoping very soon) he will realize how much he screwed up his life and his family.
Charlie, get yourself diagnosed by a professional! You are an actor - NOT A PSYCHIATRIST!!! And if you do it soon, you'd still have a chance to finish season 8.
Don't do it for yourself - do it for your kids.
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He won't do it for his kids because he doesn't CARE about his kids. He is a selfish git who needs to get OVER HIMSELF!!!
Yeah keep smoking crack, idiot.... see what happens...
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Stop playing games with your life. Give up the coke and friends that do it. Don't thro your life away.
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CRACK HEAD CHARLIE was given a blood test after the hotel incident and they found 11 ELEVEN different drugs in his system. I did not know there were eleven drugs to get high on. His Brain is Burnt Out!
Charlie is my hero. GO CHARLIE
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So Charlie is your hero. I guess this means you like being violent toward your women and celebrating it, doing addictive drugs and celebrating it, and making irrational justifications on our national media. Good luck, Brian.
I just think it's funny that no one can take him seriously anymore. What a joke.
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First of all, Charlie Sheen is NOT a good actor. He's just playing himself on 2 1/2 MEN. Anyone can do that. Granted he has done some good work in the past but that was due to the directors he was working under. He's typical of the megalomaniacs who prevail in the entertainment and sports world - they make so much money they believe themselves to be above the rules and requirements of any social order, so consequently they feel they can do anything they wish to do and everyone else has to just deal with it. I've written to the sponsors of the show and told them if they hire him back I've used their products for the last time, and am spreading the word. He's a disgrace to the human existence, addictions and all the rest!
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What a nut case!!
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AA is about humility and honesty. Charlie has neither... Has anyone seen his '99 interview after he came out of (an AA based) rehab? Did you notice how healthy, honest and happy he appeared back then? Today? not so much... Now he's an arrogant, wasted, scarecrow, just blowin' smoke. Anything for attention. I hope he finds the truth 'cause he really is a sicko. I suspect his arrogance and denial will eventually kill him... probably an overdose.
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