'Two and a Half Men' Creator Chuck Lorre: 'I Am So Outta Here!'

By Christo Varghese Posted Mar 1st 2011 04:00AM

Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of 'Two and a Half Men,' posted a "vanity card" after last night's episode of 'Mike & Molly', one of the other shows he helms, that answered his thoughts on the recent Charlie Sheen debacle and the possible future of 'Two and a Half Men.'

According to EW, on the card Lorre says, "I understand that I'm under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation."

He continues, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness. This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol."

He goes on, "It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee. The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, 'Screw Grace, I am so outta here!'

Questions?"

It looks like Lorre is done with the show and could possibly be packing it in.

TMZ also notes Lorre's statement is long and rambling, possibly mocking Sheen's recent statements.

Lorre's vanity cards came into play two weeks ago when he finally broke his silence regarding the trouble caused by Sheen being in the news for all the wrong reasons.

The card talked about how Lorre lead a healthy lifestyle and finally said, "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

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Tuesday 01 March

By Mickey

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I'm not seeing sarcasm or mocking. That whole vanity note is so whacked out, no wonder Charlie Sheen bailed out. It is not even cute, funny, witty or useful. Just sayin'.

By rick

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neither is the phrase " just sayin"

By BTDT

This guy is as nutty as Sheen. No wonder they didn't get along.

By jojo

I thought Charlie was nuts now I see Cuck is nuttier. I think they should be taped together with ten yards of ducktape and locked in a closet and not let out until they can get along.

By dharma

you are so right on. i am glad people can see the insnaity he is working from.

By bkblue

Evidently that is what Charlie has been ranting about! Seems like Chuck is in his own little world. Two likes butting heads. I like Charlie, he has a dry sense of humor and is like that in real life. I just don't think some people get him!! I just think airing his dirty laundry in public is a big mistake.

By chante

i guess chucky boy is saying that charlie's latest rant on him is/was the last straw,"throwing the towel" and saying NOW three and a half men is OFFICIALLY cancelled!

By JR Jake

That is 2 1/2 men. Two men with ego's of spoiled brats who can't play well with others. However I side with CBS and Lorrie because Charlie is a walking landmine. Anything he touches or steps in right now will cling to him like gum on the bottom of your shoes. Charlie is toxic, has some serious pathology going on. He is dangerous to himself and others.......

By montana

So Mickey and JoJo , you weren't smart enough to understand what he wrote huh? Go get educated and then respond.

hey, stop that, its nto about smart enough its about using a string of words tht might catch someones understanding and others it sound like it is, cray stuff..

By trkaelin

Then perhaps you can explain it to the rest of us? It's easy to say you understand this blather, but prove it.

Monday 07 March

By badandyboy

Unfortunately, the majority is posting is done by the dee dee dees.

By Zero

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I can see he likes to use a lot of big confusing words!

By annie

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Hey Zero... your name fits you. Better hope Montana doesn't read this.

And who said tv was boring... this is really good stuff. I've never paid attention to the writers of a show before but I will now. I like Lorre a lot. Can't wait to find out what he will work on next.

Oh, and Charlie... I don't think I could enjoy you on a show or in a movie after this. When I see your face I will always remember your melt down and how little you cared for the people you worked with. You hurt others and didn't even blink. We won't forget you anytime soon but for all the wrong reasons.

Wednesday 02 March

By Charlie fan

I will always stand by Charlie Sheen no matter what.

Charlie Fan Forever

By James

And Charlie would do the same for you, no doubt.

By Hula Girl

Crack Up Laughing! or should I say... just cracking up....

By sfkendoll

LOL. Yeah, Charlie Sheen...you're done.

By marle

Is he? He is showing resilience and bouncing back very fast. This may prove Charlie to be a successful fighter. There is a breach of contract, but it is on CBS part not Charlie's. We will see how this plays out. Perhaps a new writer and get Charlie back in the show and the show rolling. CBS would still have the ratings from the show if not more.

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