You Got Sheened: Charlie Is Stealing Everyone's Thunder, and That's Good for Anne, James and Christina

By Denise Warner Posted Mar 2nd 2011 11:30AM

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. All anyone cares about is Charlie Sheen.

Over the last week, 24/7 coverage of the troubled 'Two and a Half Men' star has dominated the news cycle with everything from his goddesses, his kids being taken away and his penchant for bright orange drinks and chocolate milk.

Believe it or not, other things are happening. We know .... it is surprising.

We bet some people are happy to have been "sheened." Yet others may be upset that Charlie stole their spotlight.

Who's thankful for Sheen, and who's not? Click to find out!

Anne Hathaway and James Franco Are Winning

Anne and James were supposed to save the Academy Awards. They are young! Hip! Beautiful! And yet the highlight of the night was 197-year-old Kirk Douglas. Fortunately for these two -- but especially Franco -- no one remembers how boring the ceremony was. They should probably send Charlie a gift basket of mini-muffins.

Lady Gaga Is Losing

Mother Monster debuted her video for 'Born This Way' on Monday. But most people were too busy watching Sheen on the 'Today' show to care about her amniotic fluid and shoulder horns.

Christina Aguilera Is Winning

Any other week, Aguilera's arrest (coupled with her recent drunken antics and Super Bowl/Grammy flubs) would have earned her the cover of PEOPLE, where insiders would speculate that she is on a Britney-spiral downward. But that (dis)honor went to Charlie. Congrats, X-tina! No one will remember you were thrown in a drunk tank!

Apple Is Losing

Today, Apple is expected to announce the second generation release of the iPad. Instead of waiting patiently for the unveiling, however, we're just waiting to see what Charlie does next.

Lindsay Lohan Is Winning and Losing

This week, Sheen officially dethroned La Lohan in the "what crazy thing will this celebrity do next" department. Luckily for Lindsay, no one is talking about her court appearance and alleged theft now. Unluckily for her, no one is talking about her court apperance and alleged theft now.

Kim Kardashian Is Losing

If Kim Kardashian releases her single and nobody listens because of Charlie, does it make a sound?

Charlie Sheen Is Winning.
Obviously.

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Wednesday 02 March

By stu

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james franco should take over 2 & 1/2 men. he's hotttttt!

By dcnashinsc

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He's too young to play a guy in his 40s. He would have to be a younger half brother of one of Evelyn's ex-husbands. He is a good actor but the ages of the characters would not match up.

By plansmaker

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WHAT MAKES CHARLIE SHEEN SO REMARKABLE AND VERY REFRESHING IS HIS BRUTAL HONESTY...IN THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD, ITS EXTREMELY RARE TO SEE CELEBERITY EXPOSE THEMSELF WITH SUCH HONESTY OF HIS SUCCESS AND FAILURES...I AM NOT MAKING EXCUSE FOR HIS DRUG USE AND OTHER ANTICS BUT HIS IS SAYING TO THE WORLD, I NEED YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TROUBLE TIMES...WELL CHARLIE, YOU HAVE OVER QUARTER MILLION FANS ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. THAT'S ASTRONOMICAL NUMBER.

By candybcool

How sad that society is so critical - they relish seeing someone self-destruct. We have loved Charlie Sheen – watched is movies, watched his television shows – he has the no 1 hit show on TV, because he makes us laugh for a ½ hr at night, after a hard day at work. Now he life is disintegrating right before our eyes and all anyone can say is ”drive off a cliff, Charlie”.. What a sick world. I want to send my heartfelt best wishes to you Charlie and hope that whatever is causing you to derail, stops in its tracks and lets you get off. I also would like to Thank Charlie for being such a funny actor and for all the joy you gave me and my family. You’ve given my family so much joy over the years – this our way of saying, “Thank you” and we care!

By Imaginethat

Why are you shouting? When you use all caps it seems you want to cram your words down the throats of everyone. Kind of like Sheen. And no, we don't believe you when you tell us that you didn't realize your Caps Lock was on. LOL!

By joey D

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Damn. I can't beleive I'm reading this crap. I need to get a life.

Yes, you do. Everyone here does.

By sandra snyder

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I don't know what Sheens brother is doing right now but emelio esteves would make a good person to fill the slot on two and a half men.

By Jalapeno

Emelio played a role on 2.5 men as a best friend who died just minutes into the episode.

By KS.

Watch your back there Sheen. Berta is looking for you..

By Monique

I think Crack should now be called Charlie Sheen. "Can I get a rock of some Charlie?"

By glory77

Sounds like you've already had enough crack.

By bestbunny10

Carlos is self-destructing. Drug addiction, denial, self aggrandisement, self justification..placing the blame on others, egomania...all part of drug addiction behavior and mental illness. He look like cr-p. When they showed clips of him several yars ago he was nice looking..Now he looks years older than his 45 years and he doesn't look well. If he thinks that he can overload his system with cocaine and crack, chain smoke cigarettes and then work out with a personal trainer for an hour and all will be well.>.He is wrong. He is putting incredible stress on his heart and lungs and messing with his brain chemistry. he is prime candidate for a fatal heart attack as well as a mental melt down.

By Tangofifty3

Exactly, he's a prime candidate for a fatal heart attack. The mental illness is already glaringly obvious. What I find disconcerting is Charlie's bloated opinions of omnipotence with grandiosity...he literally believes what he is saying and believes the public will embrace the skewed definition of his brutal honesty...which isn't honest in the least as it is self-deceptive and destructive to mutual belief systems.

Most appreciate his acting, though he does NOT carry the show. But at the expense of the other cast members, his gratuitious expression that the "cast" should receive full pay in view of his behaviors is like a slap in the face. He's not 'helping' them, he's taking the food and monetary livelihood from the cast that has kept him afloat for years. With a cavalier wave of his hand, he really believes he has made a difference in his co-workers lives. And people will pay dearly for that.

By thejamesongirl

Excatly what I was thinking, celebrities need to get everything out of their system now before the media gets bored with Charlie and starts looking at them again.

By Daniel

What is next from this Baffoon -spoiled rotten little turd ! Can anyone flush the toilet Yet?

By Larry

Charlie Sheen is an addict. He is a functioning addict. He takes care of business and does what he needs to do. Now that its out in the open, things may change. Before, he was trying to hide it. So he had to use some discretion. now that the elephant in the room is reconized by everyone, he may go in to overload and really hurt himself. Charlie, you are a talented man. I am sure that there are many people that are better off for having met/known you. I am sure that you have had a positive influence on many people that you will never know about. Of course that kind of news doesn't draw attention. But it has a better impact. Dont go over the edge my friend. just because you have done some bad things, doesn't make you a bad person. Hope you get the help you need and conquer your demons. They may not be demons in your eyes, in which case. best of luck. You are only as sick as your secrets

Thursday 03 March

By Stella Bella

Charlie was eating oreo cookies on one of his interviews, he downs bottles of orange juice and chocolate milk. All of that confirms that Charlie has a serious suger imbalnce, possible hyperinsulism. His pancreas produces too much insulin and his cells won't let the insulin through. His liver is in bad shape. If he gets that cured it might cure all of his body imbalances and stabilizes his mental problems. All of this information plus more for good health is available on the internet.

Hope this is helpful.

By Suzy

I'm thinking "plansmaker"...IS actually Charlie Sheen!!!!

By Brainwashed

its been sheen for a couple weeks now-this week-much worse-watched 20/20 last night-seen the trainwreck with my own two eyes--it actually woke me up very early-thinking about it...it was the first thing that i thought of this a.m.,so i turn on GMA and they were still talking about him>STOP ABUSING MY BRAIN PEOPLE...put that _sswipe in an institution already-stop abusing the normal people & his family--stop exploiting the trainwreck...

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