To Tweet or Not to Tweet: Charlie Sheen Should

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Mar 2nd 2011 04:30PM

Give a digital megaphone to a "rock bottom" actor turned passionate "warlock"? Yes, please! Charlie Sheen has been "winning" all over daytime TV, and now he's got a 24/7 spot for his roller coaster of rants and raves (of the party variety, of course).

But from TwitPics of chocolate milk to the musings of a wizarding force, Sheen's Twitter account sounds more like the ramblings of an acne-faced, 'World of Warcraft'-obsessed 14-year-old than that of a grown man.

Charlie's Twitter bio even has a suspenseful ego of its own: "Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring It..! (unemployed winner...)."

Although he's new to the Twittersphere, Charlie is already winning with more than 750,000 followers.

Check out Charlie's inaugural tweets after the jump!

This gem of a tweet came after the authorities took Charlie's two young sons from his custody. We have a feeling Charlie won't have to spend too much time un-baby-proofing his house.

Gather round, children. Ask Mr. Sheen your questions and you shall receive answers.

As @paulscheer puts it, "Oscars should be called Charlies." Now that's wining. And what do winners drink to stay fueled? Chocolate milk, of course. And how does a wizard know when it's time to refuel? "The only watch that keeps Warlock time -- Class of 1927 ring 'Bambino U.'" We have a feeling that Sheen majored in "Winning."

So, that's a "no"?

And by "get dressed," Charlie most certainly means throw on the sweatpants you slept in and don't forget your plastic cup of "coffee."

Tags: charlie sheen

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Wednesday 02 March

By reg

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Moron.....

By Howard

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Hey Bree Olson. Want to know why people are mean to you. Because you're a sk*** wh**!! You're nothing but a stupid sl**.

By WALT

HOWARD, YOU POOR LITTLE TROLL...JUST ADMIT YOUR GAY....MAYBE YOU SHOULD SET YOUR SIGHTS A LITTLE LOWER? LIKE JOHN CRYER.....

By yayabeanes

Tweet..."I didn't hurt anyone."

Does that moron of a man trully believe he hasn't hurt anyone with his illegal narcotics dealing plus using those illegal drugs while also providing illegal drugs to others...He belongs in jail serving hard time for his illegal drug business, period...And where do cops get off by allowing a drug user with illegal narcotics in his possession a choice between going to a hospital and or get arrested and go to jail...People living in East New York or other minoritiy area do not get that kind of break like when the NYC police are called because there's a person acting violently and out of control like he was when he was in Manhattan. He belongs in jail, period. So should those NYC cops that gave him a break and let him slide for the illegal drugs and going beserk on a woman while trashing that hotel.

Thursday 03 March

By brian hook

I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it.

Seo London

CHARLIE IS A SINGLE MAN...SO WHAT IF HE HAS TWO WOMEN!!

ALL THE OTHER WOMEN IN THE U.S. AND BEYOND ARE ONLY PISSED BECAUSE THEY WANT SOME LOVE FROM THE TWO GIRLS CHARLIE HAS!!! HAHAHA....

HEY NANCY GRACE, STICK TO THE TRAILER TRASH AND THEIR STORIES. LEAVE GOOD, WHOLESOME, HORNY MILLIONARES ALONE...IN OTHER WORDS YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN, THANK YOU...

By lee

he's one effing sick puppy..

By Pauline

I'm not a big fan of charlie but can't believe what people are saying about this poor guy! Media ,and the general public to me are bullies! Just like in a play ground! Does it make every person feel better about their own lives by trashing charlies! Tiger Woods slept with porn stars,Senators sleep with hookers and porn stars!Micheal Douglas did it ect.... They might do drugs too! Money is a dangerous thing! At least he has always been truthful about his life and hasn't acted like some people lieing all the time about who the are! We are all going to punish him for being honest!
I think we are the ones who need to take a look at ourselves for judging so harshly!!

BINGO!! THANK YOU PAULINE....

By sherry

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who cares what charlie does!he does all this because he can and he knows everyone loves it.what would charlie do if nobody gave a damm,no paparazi, no cameras no interviews.just keep doing drugs and having sex because he can.who cares?

Friday 11 March

SHERRY...WELL PUT!! IT'S ABOUT TIME SOME PEOPLE CAME FORWARD AND SUPPORTED THE BEST ACTOR IN THE INDUSTRY, WHILE THE MEDIA AND THEIR WICKED STEP MOTHER, "NANCY GRACE" ALL TELL HIM HOW TO RUN HIS LIFE.

By alison

I think Walt is Charlie himself!

By Mary Lou

I was thinking the same thing, Alison.

By Seo London

Saturday 19 March

By skishman

get help....your NOT WINNING...your the butt of ALL jokes

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