Snooki Wants to be the Next Jessica Simpson

By PopEater Staff Posted Mar 2nd 2011 10:20AM

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is the 'Jersey Shore' party girl whose fame can't be ignored ... even by legendary music magazine Rolling Stone. Although, she's busy being an author, designer and reality TV star, Snooki says her 15 minutes aren't over yet and has big plans for the future.

"When 'Jersey Shore' ends I'm going to do more spinoffs," she said. "If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!'"

She continues: "What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions ... I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"

Although the star gained her fame on MTV, she's over it, calling 'Jersey Shore' "a prison, with cameras."

"It messes with your head," Polizzi said about being filmed 24/7. "That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that shit. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."

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Tags: jersey shore, nicole polizzi, rolling stones, snooki

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Wednesday 02 March

By Ted Bundy

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I'm so sick of this stupid Oompa-Loompa. I think putting her on a rocket and sending her out in space would be a great start.

By Cindy Stauffer

She needs to concentrate on being a human being first

Thursday 03 March

By themeeker

She most certainly is NOT America's #1 party girl. Maybe she's America's #1 drunken wh0re.

By victory

Dream on Snookster! There isn't anything you have to offer that anyone wants. Just plain pudgy and worse than plain. Whew!!!!

By Vinny

fame ..this is now a label given to the dopey fools of this great country...This girl cant write cant speak and cant act...but we do love watching train wrecks and she sure is one

By TOM

Snooki who? She has got nothing! Ugly, fat, and short troll. Definitely NOT Jessica Simpson.

By Wicked

I'm crying from laughing so hard. Keep dreaming, Snooki.

By deb

skank

The next Jessica Simpson? She certainly aims low doesn't she? And yet, she'll never get there. Sorry Shnookie, but you are never going to be any more than a joke.

By Bill

I'm being kind when I say she's nothing but a plain looking troll. She might look a tad better after a few highballs but I wouldn't want to wake up sober next to that in the morning. In my day....we'd call her coyote ugly. The MMA rejects she hangs around with aren't much to brag about either.

By Lindsay

Really, is she really on the cover of Rolling Stone?!! Really?

By James

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Goes to show just how far the Stones has sunk. Far more intellegent information in Readers Digest

By rlnyny

Snookie, YOU are no Jessica Simpson. Never will be. LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

By Squeeezle

Someone actually put Snooki on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Never got the memo that hell had frozen over .... Gonna cancel my subscription.

By simpsonsimpmike

Fat Churubic terds don't make the next Jessica Simpson. Looks like the rocket just missed hitting her in her lard a**

For a rocket to miss her huge azz, someone had really really bad aim. It can't possibly be that hard to hit.

By robert

Rolling Stone you really are scraping he bottom of the barrel, to have snooki the troll as your cover. you mean to tell me there wasnt someone more worthwhile to have as your cover or were
Spencer and Heidi not available.YOU SUCK.

By Meanchick

I can see her in Gremlins 3, that's about it.

By joe

Cancel my subscription to Rolling Stone!

By madeline

Snooki and all the morons on "Jersey shore" make me ashamed to be an American of Italian ancestry.

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