Making an ass of yourself on camera isn't just a specialty of Charlie Sheen's, although after his epic run of motormouth rants and erratic interviews, he's definitely captain of the team these days.Maybe that's why Sheen, as impersonated by Bill Heder in the opening of this weekend's 'Saturday Night Live,' is the ideal host for a new talk show giving airtime to "winners" like himself. His special guests? Christina Aguilera, John Galliano, Muammar Qaddafi and "longtime guest of the winner's circle," Lindsay Lohan (played by 'SNL' host Miley Cyrus).
'Duh! Winning!' is sponsored by both Tiger Blood and clean baby urine, and features a set with its own defibrillators to revive Sheen as needed. Trolls go home; winners, deal with this:
And if you're only happy when you're "bi-winning," after the jump is another choice sendup of the catchphrase rockstar. The new self-help book concocted by Joel McHale and 'The Soup' team -- titled 'Charlie Sheen's Guide to, Duh, Winning' -- is full of wisdom for the losers in your life.





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So, so, so tired to Charlie Sheen and all of his antics. I used to really love the show. Now, I can't bear the thought of watching him. His behavior is nauseating.
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remember.... you can't "sheen" sh*t!
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Charlie Sheen has had the spotlight turned on himself for the last week or two now. Enough is enough! Copernicus called, Charlie. it seems the world DOESN'T revolve around you!
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Hey Bill ... news flash ! Charlie HAS lost his 'sheen'!
He's qualified to be a dog sitter, maybe ... but I don't want him watching my dog !
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I watched it last night, the show as a whole could have been better, but the sheen scetch was my definate favorite. Althought it was a bit rambling, like Sheen, I thought it was pretty good, but it isn't even close to how funny Jimmy Fallon portrayed him with his new fragrence "'Winning' by Charlie Sheen" For god's sake, though. This guy is just a disaster and he claims that he wasnt's to keep the details of his life private, and yet we see him on every single fricken channel! I just wish this whole thing would be over with, just so I do have to see him again. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of 'Two and Half Men' but if Sheen is going to continue to act like a A-Hole, I just good riddance to him...
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Too bad for the show Two and a Half Men because it was funny, and I loved Holland Taylor. But personally, I'm sick of hearing the name Charlie Sheen. I came close to not getting the People magazine this week with his mug on the cover, but I thought there might be other interesting articles. But now that I've seen the whole issue of People, if you haven't picked up this week's edition yet, skip it.
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Charlie Sheen is a man who is point blank and blunt. He has great humor and timing on 2 1/2 Men, I look for Charlie Sheen to return to televistion and motion pictures.
A criminal is Robert John Downey, Jr. He has no talent and should have been sent to prison.
Charlie Sheen -- Clean up fully and power to you!
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SNL should have asked Jimmy Fallon to do the Sheen skit. He was 100 times better.
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I speak of Charlie Sheen as an ex-actor, as one upon a time was, RIP. In my way of thinking, as far as I know, he is dead. And what we are witnessing is a dead man talking for he has his two feet in the grave and the sad part is that we all know it and can not do a damn thing about it. RIP Charlie.
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IDIOT
Like Linda said, I used to like him and Two and a Half Men, now I can't stand to look at him. I know he has a disease but he is not looking for help from anyone and that is really sad.
To bad he went down that road.
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R.I.P. Charlie Sheen; you are on the fast track to hell but refuse to see it and no one is able to stop you. Sorry buddy but all I can say is; anotherone bites the dust uh !!!!!
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I like Charlie as Charlie Harper! Charlie as Charlie Sheen is a loser and out of his mind! Too bad....so sad!
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so ya'll are sucking this up, lol!! People will believe anything. Don't you know Charlie is running game on the press and ya'll are eating it up
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Charlie's one thing but this guy spoofing him must be some sort of inbreed. His mannerisms are as gay as a jbird.
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I was out with some friends at Denny's watching this episode on my phone via my sling adapter, I bout fell out the booth laughing so hard, even better then third time I have seen it. This is one of the best skits I have seen on SNL. Working at DISH network, I had seen the sling adapter when it first came out and figured it was time to get one, and just in time too, I would have hated to miss this skit.
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Enough is enough. Every one should stop making fun of Charlie. Pray for him and his family. If you do watch him, remeber he is human just like you and I .
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