Charlie Sheen Declares War on Ex-Bosses

By Christo Varghese Posted Mar 9th 2011 07:40AM

Charlie Sheen took to his Ustream channel, 'Sheen's Korner,' on Tuesday night and basically declared war on all his ex-bosses.

Even before he appeared on screen, an image of a book called 'The Art of War: Great Commanders of The Ancient and Medieval World 1500 BC – AD 1600' filled the background.

And we finally got to see what Sheen referred to as 'Tiger Blood' -- a ready-to-drink blend of fruit juices from a company called Ritual Cleanse.

He started by addressing how he felt about being officially fired from 'Two and a half Men.' Sheen said, "What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal, unconscionable and, to quote my lawyer, really sh**ty sh**ty, suck suck." Watch the video after the jump.

Sheen went on to call himself "The Malibu Messiah," "The condor of Calabasas" and the "F**king warlock of the jealous face that is before you."

He then went on to let everyone know who was on his "unwanted guest list, their names slightly altered." In reality, everyone would know who he was talking about.

Sheen first went after Les Moonves, president and CEO of CBS, or as he put it, "Less than Goonves." He went on to say, "You gave me your word so in turn you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your Mrs."

He next went on to call out Peter Roth, Warner Bros. Television president, and actually did not unload on him. He asked Roth not to trust "your evil overlords -- they will discard you and abandon your precious family. Liars and fools, all of them."

Sheen went on to say 'Sheen's Korner' could use someone like him and asked him to have the courage and to give him a call.

Sheen then went after Warner Bros. Television Group president, Bruce Rosenblum, or as he put it, "Bruce daisy and wilt."

He went on to say, "Shame on you, you much shorter than average fool ... My crew now knows the truth, and yes, that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin door ... It's over, tiny man. Grab your ankles and accept your fate. Wow, it must really suck being you now."

But Sheen saved the best of his rants for last. He went after Chuck Lorre, or as Sheen called him, "Chuck-E-Cheese ball."

The Hollywood Reporter reports that Sheen went on the longest rant for Lorre, and he started with, "Where are you hiding, you silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself and women? Which person are you cowering behind for cover? I see you, moron, behind that plastic smile, behind your need to be liked."

He addressed the rumors of his replacement with, "Good luck putting those tin-can s**tbrain [words] in the mush mouth of some arrogant carcass you've traded for this warlock."

Sheen kept unloading on Lorre, letting him know, "You picked a fight with a warlock, you little worm."

Sheen didn't stop there, he went on to call Lorre "maggot," "ugly clown" and "f**k Lorre," which were among the tamer names he had for the 'Men' creator.

Just before he concluded, Sheen said, "'Sheen's Korner' is now for sale as a sports bar. You know where to find me so I bid you adieu."

His final words were, "Stay tuned good soldiers, I'll see you all very soon on the battlefield. Dog speed."

See fans suggest who could be the next Charlie Sheen -- both on 'Two and a Half Men' and in the headlines:

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Wednesday 09 March

By Chris

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Who cares? Why are you still talking about this loser? The more he sees his name, the more he wins. If Sheen talked, screamed had a 'tissy fit" and no one talked about it, would anyone care? I don't think so.

By charmin39

I agree whole-heartedly with you. STOP GIVING HIM AIRTIME. AND JUST MAYBE HE WILL GO AWAY.

By joan rivers

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wow,....what a differance taking a shower did for charlie !....he's horrible reading the teleprompter, i liked him better last week when he was all drugged-up !.....i'm sucking down tiger-blood right now [gulp-gulp] !.....see melissa and me on ''joan knows best'' [check your local cable/listings]

By ipickthetrolls

Foret Charlie! Go for the Trolls!

Check out the FB page "Charlie or Trolls? I Pick the Trolls!! ;-)

By m

I never watched this show. Never liked Charlie as an actor. And now, not as a person.
Amazing a stupid tv show, millions of dollars, immature men fighting over the show and the almighty dollar.
You all live in the realm of corruption. You will never be happy.
Charlie you need to go back in the closet, hurry.

By dee

Hey Charlie,from a troll as you put it, Just once in your adult life think of your children not poo-tang, drugs and being self-absorbed, Maybe you might make a good decision. THINK ABOUT IT!

By prophet

Need a replacement for CS on 2.5 men......Don Imus!! 2 1/2 men 20 years later.

By Zero

This is what every dirty Mexican says, LoL!

By J. Connell

Ashton Kutcher.....bring him in and get the women to watch...he could pull it off!!!

By Mal

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He just needs to stop doing interviews or anything like them and just disappear for awhile. He has kids he needs to worry about and I think it's more important that he knows he will get to see them then doing this crap and worrying about a show he now was fired from.

By ilcitygal424

Is he trying for a new part in a movie? What the Hell?

By cat

u b koo koo dude. we trolls out here have our brains still.
u say the same old crap every day . you need your writers . go get the right meds , not street meds

Thanks Charlie.., for the Tiger Blood.. Keep on Winning!! ! You crazy bastard

By Andi

Charlie is waaaaay beyond help. Drugs have really distorted his brain and incapacitated him mentally. Either that or he needs and Exorcism. Those demons are rough!

By ken

he needs to stop pissing off the warlocks and us trolls or we will unite and he,ll really have a war lol

By Kenn

Charlie Brown is standing at lakes edge looking at the nice smooth water. He reaches down and picks up a pebble that caught his eye, it had sort of a "Sheen" to it. With a quick flick Charlie sends the pebble accross the top of the water, he counts, one, two, three skips as the pebble splashes, with big splashes and ripples to start with, as it travels loosing speed and momentum, the splashes and ripples get smaller until once again the water is calm and the pebble disappears below the surface. Charlie Brown smiles and thinks "That was a winner".

By ann

For God's sake, please stop giving him attention and publicity. You are enabling the jerk.

By Fran Mac

The only "touring" job Charlie Sheen could get right now is as Charlie Waffles.

By Sickof him

So sick of him. I guess money can buy anything. He's not even that cute. Anybody could have done his show about using and abusing women.

By lonnie

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I THINK HE IS SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR AND HE KNOWS THE SECRETS OF EACH OF THE PEOPLE HE HAS CALLED OUT...I think he only cares about his boys and I think he will be suing so cannot spell everything out on the net! I do not think he is as crazy as all of you think he is , he's an actor first...I think he is very clever...

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