Dave Foley guest-starred on ABC's 'Desperate Housewives' last month as the guy who couldn't get the girl (Teri Hatcher) even when he pledged to give her a life-saving kidney -- all because he morphed into a stalker. The former 'NewsRadio' and 'Kids in the Hall' star probably wishes his real-life problems were only that simple.

On Feb. 3, the dry funny man agonized on fellow comedian Marc Maron's podcast, WTF, about how he will be thrown in jail if he returns to his native Canada because he says he can't afford court-ordered child support payments to Tabatha Southey, his first wife, and their two teenage sons, 18 and 15.