Jon Cryer to Charlie Sheen: 'I Really Am a Troll'

By Kelly Fisher Posted Mar 11th 2011 08:15AM

'Two and a Half Men' star Jon Cryer appeared on 'Conan' Thursday night to respond to Charlie Sheen's ridiculous claims that he's a troll. But instead of disputing the statement, Cryer delivered an emotional "confession": He really is a troll.

Cryer discussed his "true identity" -- all in jest, of course.

"Those words were really painful to me, for many reasons," he said of Sheen's comments. "Not the least of which is...um...I'm sorry, this is really hard for me. I can't even believe I'm saying this. The fact is, I AM a troll."

"It's not something I like to talk about," he joked. "My parents don't even know." Watch Cryer's "confession" inside!

He claims he's had to hide his "condition" due to the lack of tolerance in Hollywood and goes on to "out" other trolls working in Hollywood and the amount of effort it takes to look "human."

"I guess I should be thankful to be outed like this. I'm finally free," he continued. "And for all you other trolls still 'living under the bridge,' ... I'm here to tell you it gets better."

Cryer has been taking the recent drama surrounding his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star with as much good humor as possible. Instead of directly commenting on the situation, he's appeared in spoofs taking aim at the ridiculousness of Sheen's rants and interviews.

Watch Cryer's emotional "confession" on 'Conan' below!

Tags: charlie sheen, jon cryer

Comments

(131)

Friday 11 March

By ken

Highest Rank Vote down Vote up Report this

funny

By BTDT

Always liked this guy.

By Mare

A perfect reply. Well done!

By ml

Touche, Mr. Cryer. There is an old familar saying: "May the best man win." YOU won, Mr. Cryer. YOU are WINNING.

By Tammy

Jon Cryer really is the smart one here. He is taking the high road and not playing into Charlies dumb rants!!! Good going Jon

By robert

Good response. Hey Charlie-take note-most people think you're a joke. Get help.

By RC Vickerman

Low Ranked Vote down Vote up Report this

The jokes in your hand in the morning!

By geo

Vote down Vote up Report this

Yea, after you spit it out, Vickerman

By Jazz

Bravo!!! Bravo!!! You are brilliant, Jon Cryer. Sheen is an idiot and cooked his own goose. It is Cool to be a troll. So funny! LOL

By Dan

Jon, by his taking the higher road, shows what we all already know. Who the REAL TROLL is. Sorry Charlie. Back to the bridge with you.

By Bayleon02

Really what are Jon Cryer's choices here, get into a name calling match with Charlie or take what's happening in stride. Jon isn't the source of Charlie's problems, and he says that he has tried to contact Charlie. I also haven't read anywhere that he is putting Charlie down or saying negative things about him. Lighten up Charlie, you called the guy a troll. It actually takes some guts to respond with humor rather than telling tales about you.

By warlock

Lowest Rank Vote down Vote up Report this

we are not amused jon.

By Mike

Then you are the only one. Everyone else thought it was funny.

By Trisha

YES WE ARE!!!!!

By DustyRose

IS THAT YOU CHARLIE???????

By Scout Sniper

Douche Bag

By kat