Jon Cryer to Charlie Sheen: 'I Really Am a Troll'

By Kelly Fisher Posted Mar 11th 2011 08:15AM

'Two and a Half Men' star Jon Cryer appeared on 'Conan' Thursday night to respond to Charlie Sheen's ridiculous claims that he's a troll. But instead of disputing the statement, Cryer delivered an emotional "confession": He really is a troll.

Cryer discussed his "true identity" -- all in jest, of course.

"Those words were really painful to me, for many reasons," he said of Sheen's comments. "Not the least of which is...um...I'm sorry, this is really hard for me. I can't even believe I'm saying this. The fact is, I AM a troll."

"It's not something I like to talk about," he joked. "My parents don't even know." Watch Cryer's "confession" inside!

He claims he's had to hide his "condition" due to the lack of tolerance in Hollywood and goes on to "out" other trolls working in Hollywood and the amount of effort it takes to look "human."

"I guess I should be thankful to be outed like this. I'm finally free," he continued. "And for all you other trolls still 'living under the bridge,' ... I'm here to tell you it gets better."

Cryer has been taking the recent drama surrounding his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star with as much good humor as possible. Instead of directly commenting on the situation, he's appeared in spoofs taking aim at the ridiculousness of Sheen's rants and interviews.

Watch Cryer's emotional "confession" on 'Conan' below!

Tags: charlie sheen, jon cryer

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Saturday 12 March

By shempbat

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That was a freakin riot! And I like Chuck! Get a quarter and go buy yourself a sense of humor!

Friday 11 March

By jake

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You're about the only one who isn't, troll.

By Anne-marie

Speak for yourself

By JOEBEE

Ha!Ha!Ha!....Warlock!!!??!!...Ha!Ha!Ha!...funny. Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood crybaby that is obliviously out of touch with how the majority of the world percieves him, or maybe he just loves the press. If that is the case it is pure genius. Jon Cryer lets face it, great seeming guy but, not all that funny without the straight man support from Sheen, weird lips too. I still wish him the best though. I kinda hope Sheen falls off a bus and dies. He is really looking old.

By joan

warlock you are the only one who does not amused.
Cryer has shown what a true gentleman acts like when dumped on by someone who he worked closely with. As much as I like Charlie Sheen I think he has gone off the deep end and the drugs and alcohol has affected his brain. Cryer is as good an actor if not better than Sheen. Kudos to him for his follow up to Sheens remark...

By tony

no its not charlie,its tony where is the sense of humor,yall need to find a life and get out of charlies.

Monday 14 March

By meryl

Jon has the last laugh. hahahahaha

By terry

You should call him and make peace.

Sunday 13 March

By michele

OH...we ARE amused tho....Charlie was never the talent.

By paul6012

Charlie friggin' sheen!!!! Enough all ready!!! I don't care to see this guy melt down every 2 minutes on tv!!! move on to something else...Hasn't lohan done anything stupid in the last day or so????

By Rich Lather

Damn, that was hilarious. Well done.

By Askel

Nice job handling a cruel statement. Guess who is the grown-up in this situation Charlie.

By STan

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Is Jon Cryer GAY?

By justaguyinokc

Are you?

By laura

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Why do you care? Do you need a prom date?

By speckled

No!!!

By Ellen

Yes Stan, your favorite hero Jon Cryer came out of the closet several years ago and told everyone he's gay. Apparently Cryer has been in a same sex relationship with another man for six years. I don't know if he is going to adopt kids like Ricky Martin or Rosie O'Donnell. Anyway, Cryer the troll is definitely gay, and that's a fact!

By Anna

Where did you get that from? He married Lisa Joyner in 2007 and they have a kid. Before her, he was married to a British woman for five years who he also has a kid with. Nowhere in there was he ever gay. If you are just being sarcastic, it's not even humorous. So you're either not funny or stupid.

By Jim

You are a moron...He is not Gay

By Helen

Get your facts straight. Jon is not gay

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