Jon Cryer to Charlie Sheen: 'I Really Am a Troll'

By Kelly Fisher Posted Mar 11th 2011 08:15AM

'Two and a Half Men' star Jon Cryer appeared on 'Conan' Thursday night to respond to Charlie Sheen's ridiculous claims that he's a troll. But instead of disputing the statement, Cryer delivered an emotional "confession": He really is a troll.

Cryer discussed his "true identity" -- all in jest, of course.

"Those words were really painful to me, for many reasons," he said of Sheen's comments. "Not the least of which is...um...I'm sorry, this is really hard for me. I can't even believe I'm saying this. The fact is, I AM a troll."

"It's not something I like to talk about," he joked. "My parents don't even know." Watch Cryer's "confession" inside!

He claims he's had to hide his "condition" due to the lack of tolerance in Hollywood and goes on to "out" other trolls working in Hollywood and the amount of effort it takes to look "human."

"I guess I should be thankful to be outed like this. I'm finally free," he continued. "And for all you other trolls still 'living under the bridge,' ... I'm here to tell you it gets better."

Cryer has been taking the recent drama surrounding his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star with as much good humor as possible. Instead of directly commenting on the situation, he's appeared in spoofs taking aim at the ridiculousness of Sheen's rants and interviews.

Watch Cryer's emotional "confession" on 'Conan' below!

Tags: charlie sheen, jon cryer

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Friday 11 March

By Ellen ( not DeGeneres)

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Guess we here in Michigan are lucky Charlie doesn't know our secret. There are thousands of trolls here. Anyone living under "THE Bridge" that leads to the U.P. (Upper Peninsula), is known as a Troll. I like being a Troll. lol The others up north are YUPPERS. Long U sound.

By Bubbles

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He could not have responded in a funnier way! I think Charlie is the real 'Troll' and needs to apologize to the cast members for screwing up a good thing for them.

By CLIFF

IF HE IS GAY,I DON'T CARE.
HE PLAYS HIS PART WELL.NO ONE SHOULD MAKE A STATEMENT,IF IT CAN'T BE PROVED.
IT HURTS TO BE LIED ABOUT.

By William

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Thank goodness someone came out and admitted it. I can now go to my parents and share this video without worry and tell them. My sister knows but has told no one. I tried to condife in a teacher once but I could tell he was trollophobic....THANK YOU ...Jon

By Liz

Jon Cryer will always be Duckie to me (Pretty in Pink). I think he's great!

By george

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HE IS A TROLL.

By jo

We've established that, he's admitted it....Move on! LOL

LOVE Jon Cryer, he is hilarious. I hope they continue with 2 and a half men, without Charlie. The writers are talented and can write a story line as to why Charlie is gone. AND NO Jon is not gay, he is married to a beautiful woman and he has children.

By Alicia

Charlie Sheen has been under the false impression that America watched "Three and a Half Men" just to see HIM act. Hopefully, there will be a spin-off, as John Cryer and the rest of the amazing cast could stand alone!!!

By ps

GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HIGH ROAD IS ALWAYS THE BEST WAY TO GO......

By Diana

I've always felt this guy is 100 times funnier than Sheen. Why don't they find someone else to take over his spot and make him top banana?

By bob

I fear for our nation if any of this really matters. By the way 30,000 children will die today because of hunger. Now that is worth talking about. The show itself is sophomoric and moronic. Does a 12 year old write the script?

By Kat

Good for you John Cryer. Sometimes you just got to let other people's crap roll off your back!

By Brigette

Good for him! It's about time somebody else got some money, some laughs, and some press from this debacle. The applause for him was insane.

By Smurph

I love Jon Cryer. He IS brilliant. Been a huge fan since he played Ducky in Pretty in Pink. xoxo

By kat

By all means! Go feed those 30,000 children!

By tennwilliams

he looks exactly like he did 20 years ago

By Carolyn

HILARIOUS! His mannerism is so funny! I think he'd be a great co-host with Kelly Ripa. lol.
Charlie Sheen is WHACKED. Unfortunately, he'll be back on top soon enough. That's the really sad thing. Forgiving and forgetting is one thing, worshiping and idolizing these "stars" is quite another.

Great idea.....he would be great with Kelly!

By Kristy

Two and a Half Men........we all know who the half man is...Sheen!

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