Jon Cryer to Charlie Sheen: 'I Really Am a Troll'

By Kelly Fisher Posted Mar 11th 2011 08:15AM

'Two and a Half Men' star Jon Cryer appeared on 'Conan' Thursday night to respond to Charlie Sheen's ridiculous claims that he's a troll. But instead of disputing the statement, Cryer delivered an emotional "confession": He really is a troll.

Cryer discussed his "true identity" -- all in jest, of course.

"Those words were really painful to me, for many reasons," he said of Sheen's comments. "Not the least of which is...um...I'm sorry, this is really hard for me. I can't even believe I'm saying this. The fact is, I AM a troll."

"It's not something I like to talk about," he joked. "My parents don't even know." Watch Cryer's "confession" inside!

He claims he's had to hide his "condition" due to the lack of tolerance in Hollywood and goes on to "out" other trolls working in Hollywood and the amount of effort it takes to look "human."

"I guess I should be thankful to be outed like this. I'm finally free," he continued. "And for all you other trolls still 'living under the bridge,' ... I'm here to tell you it gets better."

Cryer has been taking the recent drama surrounding his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star with as much good humor as possible. Instead of directly commenting on the situation, he's appeared in spoofs taking aim at the ridiculousness of Sheen's rants and interviews.

Watch Cryer's emotional "confession" on 'Conan' below!

Tags: charlie sheen, jon cryer

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Friday 11 March

By Jasi

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Who cares if he's gay. At least he's sane!!!

Monday 27 February

By teefore

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I can see it now...Two and a half TROLLS, Americas got TROLLS , Dancing with TROLLS , How I met my TROLL , The Big Bang theory of TROLLS.....!!

By toothis

We already knew that.

By Imaginethat

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Very funny and apropos. Cryer is smart not to play into Sheen's ranting, but instead to turn it into humor!

By the way, to those who think Cryer might be gay or allude to it here - he is so not. Why would you think this? He's totally straight.

By Big C

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Jon the coat tail is Gone I guess you will have ti ride on Angus'

By msokolow5

Cryer funny, Sheen was, but ain't. News flash Sheen and Lohan gettin married,many snowy days in L.A.

By What?!

Ah, that was a good one, Cryer. Gee, what's wrong with Charlie? I'm sure that his father and mother are grievous as we speak. I know they have nothing to do with their son's antics. Too bad.

By saundra

Lets face it, John Cryer is an AWESOME actor, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!! sorry for Charlies Sheen, that he refuses to get help for his mental illness which is probably drug induced, he to is a great actor. But Two and a Half Man is funny because of the character, "Allen Harper" GO JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By SOTOMONIN

I respect you Mr Jon,maybe Mr Sheen was trying to be funny but everything turn against him.to me Mr. Sheen is finish,he always been a little crazy but he mess it up.when he trash his boss.

By Lincor526

He was always the "real star" in the show!

By panhermes

Uh, oh wow, that's so honest-so difficult, imagine a pink hair-T...How long did he think he could conceal his Trollism? Can't help but wonder if this latest somehow ties in with todays event? Is there any truth to the rumor Obama said he can't take anymore? He's quitting, it's just too much that damn phone just doesn't quit ringing at four in the morning. Oh sure, most of the time it's that prankster troll, HC, but how much can a president be expected to take? So glad Jon, or JC troll as he's known to some, handled this outing so well...congrats, so proud, Panhermes the Satyr...

By Renea

Charlie reminds me of my ex-husband. The only person who lost out was the children. Friggen control freak is what he is. The women hangin on him (the Goddesses) have screws lose. They should be with Kid Rock or someone cooler than that bipolar jerk Charlie. And as far ar Jon Cryer, he handled himself very wisely.....Love the Troll Joke. You Go Jon.

By Missy Lassiter

Why does Charlie Sheen have to bring down his (former) co-star? We already know how weak he is. This just tops the whole mess.

By Anne-marie

Couldn't agree with you more! Always said that. The woman who plays the part of "Rose" is a close 2nd.

By Rachel Collier

I'm a Troll too.

By R Harvey

Way to go, Jon! Charlie Sheen is an idiot!

By bpm140

Jon is and shall always be... a duckman :)

By anita

Charlie sheen use to be one of my favorite actors, but this thing has gotten way out of hand. Maybe his dad should have him return to his roots of central California to learn a bit of humility and appreciation for what his lifestyle has enabled him to have. A few months of working in the grape vineyards should do it.

Saturday 12 March

By James

5051's all I'm saying. Before he hurts someone.

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