In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect, and every so often its peeps will make an off-color comment or reveal more than they intended to. We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of Quips & Quotes.

It's backward week in Hollywood, folks. Britney Spears thinks she's still relevant. David Arquette drives into another car -- he was sober. And Jon Cryer embraces being a troll.

Then there are folks like Amanda Seyfried, who -- for some reason -- thinks she has to convince us kissing Channing Tatum and Justin Timberlake doesn't suck (duh, of course it'd be fun!). And Russell Brand proclaims he's happy to be Katy Perry's bitch.

It all makes us wonder what celebs will get up to next.