Friend: Charlie Sheen Also Has Some Advice for Alec Baldwin

By Rob Shuter Posted Mar 14th 2011 12:15PM

It should come as no surprise that the latest troll making Charlie Sheen's s**t list is none other than Alec Baldwin, who pointedly advised the out-of-work actor in a blog post on Friday to "Take a nap. Get a shower" and "Sober up." A source close to Charlie says the warlock has no need for advice from fair-weather friends.

"Who is Alec to give Charlie advice," a friend of Sheen's tells me. "Charlie never spoke out during Alec's voicemail scandal. If Charlie ever wanted to talk with Alec, which I doubt he ever would, he would pick up a phone, not write an editorial."

The main point of Alec's article on The Huffington Post was that Charlie should be contrite and beg for his job back because as the title of the piece points out, 'Two and a Half Men Is Better Than None.' My fave bit:

You can't win. Really. You can't. No actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it's not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America's forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back.

Alec also suggests buying a "really nice" car for 'Men' co-star Jon Cryer, who Charlie infamously called a "turncoat, a traitor, a troll."

While Alec is making an excellent point, people shouldn't expect Charlie to take his advice.

"Charlie believes no one is smarter than he is. He doesn't ask or take advice from anyone. If he thinks he has a problem then he will solve it himself," a friend of the troubled actor tells me. "He's certainly not going to take any advice from Alec. As far as Charlie is concerned, Alec should shut up, sit down and keep eating."

Ouch!

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Charlie Sheen Snapshots

A hand-written note "To Ging, From one Druggie to Another. Love- C," by Charlie Sheen is inscribed on a page inside the 1991 Consumer Report, The Complete Drug Reference, a gift from Sheen to Porn star Ginger Lynn after her drug incarceration. (Lawrence K. Ho/Los Angeles Times/MCT)

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Porn star Ginger Lynn sits in her Woodland Hills, California home with gift items from actor Charlie Sheen she is about to auction off, March 4, 2011. Lynn used to date Sheen during the '90s. (Lawrence K. Ho/Los Angeles Times/MCT)

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In this photo made Monday, March 7, 2011, television news crews wait across from the entrance to the Mulholland Estates gated community, where actor Charlie Sheen lives, on Mulholland Drive in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)

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In this 1989 publicity image released by Paramount Pictures, clockwise from top left, Corbin Bernsen, Tom Berenger and Charlie Sheen are shown in a scene from "Major League." (AP Photo/Paramount Pictures)

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In this publicity image released by Metro Goldwyn Mayer/Orion Pictures, top row from left, Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe, from bottom left, Francesco Quinn and Kevin Dillon is shown in a scene from "Platoon." (AP Photo/Metro Goldwyn Mayer/Orion Pictures)

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©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM After being fired from his hit television show "Two and a Half Men", Charlie Sheen and one of his "goddesses", Natalie Kenly, stand atop a roof while attending a meeting with Live Nation. Charlie drinks from a bottle of red liquid which has been altered to read "Tiger Blood" and wields a large knife. NON-EXCLUSIVE March 7, 2011 Job: 110307H8 Los Angeles, California www.bauergriffin.com www.bauergriffinonline.com

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Comments

(79)

Monday 14 March

By thinkingperson

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So Charlie thinks he's smarter than everyone else!?! Yeah - that's definitely "wet-brain-stinkin'thinkin'"!!

By t

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you people make me sick with all your negative crap. Why don't you grow up

By joe

As far as Charlie is concerned, Alec should shut up, sit down and keep eating."

By Factofthematter

Yada! Yada! Yada!

By robral61

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Chalie just repeat after me... Is there a Dr??? Is there a Dr??? I need a Dr!!! I need a Dr!!! Is there a Dr??? Get me a Dr... I need a Dr!!!

By Hello, SALLY!

He is the best example of "what not to do with your life" to live and breath. He has to pay people to be around, (porn stars... the best of society...) He's bitten the hand that fed him, (Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre) He name calls anyone who speaks about him, (Trolls and others) and thinks he's currently the cutest little ol' thing on the planet. Reality is: He's in serious mental shape, delusional and thinks he's got it together. It's like China telling America how to be a capitalist nation, when Alec Baldwin is saying clean up your act, it's bad. Enter reality Charlie, you're not winning...

By cat fan 191

c,mon man. please give us a break and hibernate!

By timant2007

I think Charlie Sheen is pretty fukn hilarious. He's definately out on Pluto, but Alec Balwin's no saint either. He's a pig.

By guinevere

sorry, Charlie..but you ain't all that..seriously get into a credited rehab center..your home rehab is failing miserablely

By SharkBite144

i don't think the "Warlock" is feeling the love in this room, lol.

also, why is everyone being so tough on Alec? maybe he is just trying to help Charlie with his advice?

By NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB

THINK CHARLIE SAYS ARE OVER. HE DIDNT SELL WELL ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE AND LIFE AND STYLE LAST WEEK

Tuesday 15 March

By Helen

Of course Alec is right, and cares, but there's more than drugs at play here. Sheen is a well known patron of a conspiracy site and I think he's just gone paranoid. Lots of what he says is true, but he's not like the billions of poor nobodies that haven't already made it big. He doesn't have to do this. I think he will be dead before the year is through. He's pushing TPTB. Just like Mel, he will be driven mad.

By theadf

wtf is wrong with Charlie's face .... did he also have a stroke like Katie Holmes did ??

Wednesday 16 March

By Jackie

I can't believe SNL used Alex that much...... what a loser...and now he has proved it......glad he's not my friend

By aquariel

Charlie needs help in controlling his angry emotions. Anger will draw to him more of the same. Kindness and love generate more of the same. WHO'S WINNING?

Sunday 20 March

By Acolyte

TROLLS!!! You all suffer from Sheenis envy...

By Deb

Jon is the funny one on the show. Charlie's lines could be done by anyone! He should just get over himself.(Sheen) The reason people are buying tickets to his show is in hopes of watching a train wreck first hand.

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