Howard Stern Wants to Be More Like Charlie Sheen

He's radio's loudest beast, but
Howard Stern admits that he's got more than a few thorns in his paw. The first: Stern admitted to
Rolling Stone that his main problem is caring too much -- he wishes he could make like
Charlie Sheen and just "say f**k you to the world."
But that just isn't Stern's style. He's neurotic to a fault.
"When that show is on, I feel like I'm calculating everything," Stern told Rolling Stone. "It's maddening. Literally, after the show, I come back to my office, I do Transcendental Meditation and I pass out. My head is on fire."
Stern admits that his need for "attention, acclaim, validation" stems from his mother instilling in him the paramount importance of reading people. On air, Stern becomes a watchdog studying his guests' every movement or tick, down to how many times they blink.
"Not to sound like Charlie Sheen, but losing was not an option ... I listened to every show back on tape."
Although this self-diagnosed "people addict" calls his neuroses "desperate," his millions of fans would surely disagree. But the self-proclaimed King of All Media is still searching for a compromise between obsessive and apathetic.
"I care what my parents think, I care what you think, I care too much," he said. "In a way, I'm in as weird a place as Charlie Sheen. He doesn't care at all and I care too much. Where's the middle ground?"
But unlike Charlie Sheen, Stern has never been interested in escaping from his work by indulging in "ladies of the night." Stern's wife of almost three years, Beth Ostrosky, should be relieved to hear that Stern would never hire a prostitute. "I'm too germ-phobic," he says.
Stern also dished to Rolling Stone that after his divorce from Alison Berns in 2001, he realized that he wasn't the playboy he (and the rest of the world) thought he was.
"I was running around, picking up women," Stern said. "Then all of a sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn't need that much sex. I just wanted somebody with me every minute. I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior. And really, was it so great f**king every night? They're using me for my fame, I'm using them for their beauty, and the whole f**king thing seemed empty."
This is one revelation we don't see on Sheen's horizon.
Check out Stern's past Rolling Stone covers below:
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HOWARD STERN HAS THE GREATEST HAIR!! BEAUTIFUL!!
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FACT = i even slept with howard back in the early 2000's !.....Howard had me bent like a pretzel everytime we made love !..We did ''it'' in the back of his limo, in my penthouse, at the movie-theater too !......God, i miss his tiny-unit !...See me and melissa on ''joan knows best'' [check your cable/listings]
nice job air brushing Rolling Stone. Howard must have been ur hardest do over ever.
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Yea...they were able to fix that honker nose.
Although I'm not a Sheen fan, I'll take him any day over Howard Stern. Why is Stern still around??? He's gross and stupid.
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So Stern wants to be a bigger idiot then he is. If that's possible and to want to be like Sheen , that's even sicker. Both are LOOSERS!!! not WINNERS!!! Please money don't make you a winner. Trash, trash , Trash
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Oh yeah-I remember this guy-he dropped out of the mainstream by only appearing on sat. radio. I'm really glad that I dont have to hear him by accident anymore when scanning channels!
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Stern? a bucket of puke. dirty mouth, slobbering staff of buttkissers and nothing of value to say
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Wow - Stern is happily married. I wonder what his wife thinks of how degrading he is to women, and how he talks about them and to them on his stupid show? If he truly respected women, and respected his wife, he wouldn't talk on his show the way he does. He has no talent.
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Yeah- I read RS from cover to cover every issue.Great articles. Ultra Liberal Left Wing guys make up some pretty cool stuff. I loved the story about "Climate Reparations" where people are asking Obama to pay BILLIONS to poor countrys cause we used more Right Guard than they did. RRS is right on board with that givaway of your tax dollars.lol
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Remember how he used to talk to his X wife. How could any man talk like that about his wife on national radio. I can only imagine the hardships it brought his daughters and the ridicule it brought his X wife. He's nothing but a PIG!!
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for all the haters, actually listen to the show
there is not another talk show on radio or tv as good as stern
i know most of you cant afford the sirius but actually listen first, judge second and lastly f*ck off lol
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wow-ur an idiot
Wow. You have Sh#t For Brains, Too!
You are so right on the money.....people judge without knowing the real facts...Howard Stern is one of the wittiest, entertaining,smart,awesome interviewer, his he has a quick wit.....im sorry but these haters just dont get it....they realy must have their heads in the ground.....and it is so untrue about his degrading women.....he has humor about every race, gender, religion.....these people have no clue what he is about
That because his wife is a 2-bagger who enjoyed the fame. She looks like a guy.
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are you blind? Oh just stupid, you must be blind to think Beth Stern looks like a man!
Howard looks really good in all 3 Rolling Stone cover pictures, at least he won't have to stress about that. As for his sense of humor, it always me of young Catholic boy's humor (which some never outgrow), just saying the word "boob" brings a big smile to thier faces:)
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He should take some of his money and fix his daugthers J noses.
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sophomoric moron... you can pick his listeners out of a crowd...
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