Ask and apparently she will receive, no matter what.Katie Holmes was out with her mini-adult daughter Suri at Serendipity 3 in New York City this week, and the two were photographed with what seemed to be some delicious candy treats for the high-heel wearing tot, that is until you take a closer look at the box. These gummy candies weren't your typical Gummy Bears or Sour Patch Kids, instead they were Penis Gummies. An odd choice for a 5-year-old.
Between Suri's plastic heels and the Penis Gummies, these two were one tiara away from a bachelorette party. And although this photo really leads us to believe Katie purchased these for Suri, E! Online is reporting that it is in fact, false. Holmes didn't actually purchased the adult-themed candy for her little girl, and we are just going to have to agree.





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It's a good thing Tom and Katie are loaded, because they're going to need it to pay for Suri's future therapy/bail money. I don't see this going anyplace good.
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The paci at 5 years old creeps me out. Sounds like this mini LILO in the making never has to hear "no".
Argh, rading the candy bowl at Charlie Sheen's house again?
lol so true!!!
Too bad you aren't loaded, cuz I would have suggested you go see a really good doc before envy eats your heart out!
@ebppoch - Envious? Are you nuts? I don't envy these crackpots. My children are normal and well-adjusted. You will never see my 8 year old walking around the mall wearing high heels with a pacifier hanging out of her mouth. I am the parent and my children are enjoying their childhood instead of trying to be 30 yr olds in the bodies of toddlers. I wouldn't trade my normal, quiet, happy life for the circus they call a life. Not for any amount of money. How about you stop projecting your jealousy onto me?
Re: Suri Cruise and her Gummies are PENIS GUMMIES............Not only does the kid wear high heals, still has a blankie and pacifier out in public, and out getting ice cream (sugar) at midnight she has X-RATED PENIS GUMMIE...ARE her parents total IDIOTS???????????
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Yes
allow me to answer ......YES! total idiots!
Yes they are idiots. They are Tomkat, that says it all.....
Yep!!!!
Well, they are scientologists!
yes
what was your first clue?
thats what happens when you dont tell your child no.
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Can you say "Stripper?"
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What is wrong with these parents?
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We could answer that but then we would be accused of being politically incorrect. . .
@Anna - I don't care who calls me politically incorrect. I'll say it. Katie is a Fembot with no discernable brains, and Tom is so busy trying to prove he's not gay (which, really, who cares if he is?) that neither one of them are raising this kid. I hope the talk of them having another kid is just talk, because they don't need to screw up anymore kids!
The gummies are really shape like a penis
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