Memo to 'Miserable' Justin Timberlake: Beg Britney Spears to Come Back

By Matthew Shepatin Posted Mar 18th 2011 02:00PM

Pop-Ed: We get it, Justin Timberlake. We know why you're miserable. One more night of couch-cuddling and Netflix-watching with Jessica Biel and you were going to go bananas. Caged birds must sing. Butterflies must be free. D***s must not be boxed (or so the song tells us).

But picking up random booty-shakers at the club and rocking their bodies till the break of dawn is going to lose its appeal over time. Then what? How long before you're spotted canoodling in public with another LA actress/hottie. You'll be walking her dog in the West Village. She'll be wearing a fun, furry hat (or maybe you will). She'll be cute-as-a-button, somebody like newly single Ashley Greene.

But you need to look a little closer at your past to figure this one out, JT.

Don't lie to us, man. We already heard rumors that you hooked up with Mila Kunis. Don't let us see photos of you bowling together in a hipster bar in Brooklyn, of her "falling over" while releasing the ball and you catching her as she laughs hysterically.

You're having fun now. But it's going to get boring.

The cure: a sexy-hot firecracker with a crazy streak a mile long. Somebody who could turn your world upside down, who could go all Penelope Cruz in 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' on your ass.

Crazy, sexually volcanic hellcat, thy name is Britney.

Cancel the Netflix and call your ex, JT. She looks fantastic. She's got her life together. Great new album. No more mental head-shaving meltdowns. As for the fact she's seeing somebody ... come on, Jason Trawick? That's an Applebee's bartender name. There's only one JT for Britney, and it's you, hombre.

Sure, eventually she'll make your life tough. Worse than Jessica Biel could ever in a million years. That's because she's your soulmate, bub. Hate to break it to you. But I know it. Your fans know it. Even Joey Fatone knows it -- call him up, he'll tell you.

And down deep, I think you know it, too. I think both you and Britney know it. Don't fight destiny, JT. Do what you know you need to do. Hit that crazy one more time.

Whoever made this video has the right idea:

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Tags: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake

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Friday 18 March

By ATwilightKiss

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Totally agree. I'm so glad somebody wrote about it. Love the concept of Britney and Justin together.

Saturday 19 March

By Butters

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She has another guys kids, if he just met her that's could be ok, but he knew her *before* she had kids with another guy, a dude can't overlook that. It will just bug you every time you see her kids - it's a constant reminder of the guys she banged after you. Who needs that...

By Bayleon02

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The romantic in me would love to see these two back together. I think they make a cute couple, and would both bring more maturity to the relationship now.

Sunday 20 March

By the yapper

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Britney...is a nut job and pure white trash.....I'm not crazy about either but I do think JT is a step above her. However...love Mila Kunis and hope she doesn't fall for this guy but goes for a real a-lister like family guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

Monday 21 March

By Julia

Two people who were meant for each other - like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton - I think that they have had many past lives with each other. Britney is his Princess and always will be!

By Loser

You don't always marry your true love...so sad. I know.

Monday 28 March

By rvrrat

Enjoyed watching the video. They were some cute kids and it reminded me of some of my past girlfriends that I would like to get back together with. However sometimes reality sucks and it probably aint gonna happen.

Monday 16 May

By shakze

this was soooo funny to read. dayum. it was nice seeing those two in love i think it reminds people of how it is being truly in love vuz u can see at the pics that they were and looking at those pics remins people of their own true love, and how that feels. But really wanting two people together we dont even know? thats weird. and cute altogether xD

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