Wouldn't it be nice if you could enjoy all the benefits of life as a celebrity without actually having to be talented actor or singer in your own right? Yes, it would! And while the majority of celebs stick to their own kind, there are some stars who have opted to settle down with a "normal" person just like you and me -- only really good looking.

But if you follow one of these easy paths, you just might succeed in bagging a celebrity mate of your very own. Or, at the very least, you'll walk away with an epic story about why you are legally required to stay 200 feet away from James Franco at all times.