angry birds movie trailer'Angry Birds' is the most addictive thing since Tetris, but it's equally thin on story (pigs steal eggs, birds get mad, birds smash into stuff for revenge). The Internet is doing its damnedest to get Hollywood to remedy that plot deficiency, starting with talk of a big budget film.

In a new spoof trailer envisioning what 'Angry Birds' would be like as a war movie directed by Michael Bay (who the New York Times Magazine recently beautifully dubbed "summer-movie explosionologist"), Rooster Teeth Shorts have crafted a funny little gem of a clip.

Murdered ornithologists, grizzled military officers, actual snorting swine and those colorful, feathered friends straight from our iPhones -- the trailer has it all.