chuck lorre vanity card'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre has a habit of writing lengthy vanity cards at the end of his CBS shows, and even with Hurricane Sheen swirling toward new coasts, Lorre is continuing to weigh in. The vanity card closing last night's 'The Big Bang Theory' -- available on Lorre's website -- was a doozy.

"Whenever I've gone through tough times, well-meaning people have told me that God/the universe does not give us more than we can handle," Lorre's note began. "Well, I've been going through a tough time recently, and sure enough, that old saying has been tossed my way on several morose occasions. After some careful consideration, I've decided it's bull$#*!"

Lorre's vanity card habit was arguably one of the factors that set off Charlie Sheen's stupendous tour of #winning and verbally decimating everyone in his path. While Sheen was still part of 'Two and a Half Men,' Lorre wrote, "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."