After a disastrous start to his 'Violent Torpedo Of Truth, Defeat Is Not An Option' tour in Detroit and a slightly improved performance in Chicago, Charlie Sheen is looking to lash out and blame someone for his failure. This time it won't be ex-wife Denise Richards.
"Denise doesn't want to get dragged into any of this and has taken herself and her girls far away to the Bahamas on vacation," a friend of Charlie's tells me. "Whenever things go bad for Charlie he always lashes out at Denise. This time she took no chances and fled the country before he even stepped foot on stage."
At Sheen's first performance, on Saturday evening, the crowd was already restless, booing the opening comic off stage before Charlie appeared. Once the former 'Two and a Half Men' star appeared, his standing ovation quickly gave way to boos and attendees walking out and demanding refunds.
The new biggest fear for Team Sheen is that bad word of mouth will affect the already tepid ticket sales in the following cities.
"What will most likely happen is discounts will be offered to Ticketmaster's email list and bulk sales groups like Groupon," an A-list tour promoter tells me. "Groupon does mass email to their buyers in specific zip codes, offering deep discounts and taking a hefty percentage for providing the service. On most of these services, you don't know about it unless you previously bought something and are on their mass email list. In other words, you probably just couldn't go to the Ticketmaster website and find the discounted tickets."
But it's not just ticket sales that are a concern. Friends of Charlie's warn that the actor's ego will not tolerate half-empty houses and bad audience reaction for long.
"Charlie has a hard time when confronted with reality," a friend of the actor tells me. "He would rather cancel the whole tour and blame it on bad promoters than admit he's not winning."
Which means Denise might be able to cut her getaway short, too. She might want to stick in the Bahamas a bit longer, though -- if Charlie is anything, it's unpredictable.
Denise Richards isn't all that dumb afterall. Get out of Charlie's way, because he will mow you down. Even she knows that. And to all you haters, especially the women, you know you would BEG to be one of the "Godesses," so stop pretending.
BEG YOU SAY TO BE ONE OF CHARLIES GODESSES? GET REAL LOSER. I THINK NOT. NOT EVER! THERE IS NO WAY IN HECK ANYONE COULD PAY ME ENOUGH TO BE WITH SUCH A MESSED UP, SELF ABSORBED, SELFISH, WORTLESS, DRUG AND ALCOHOL SEX MANIAC WHO SLEEPS WITH WHOR*S NOT TO MENTION HE IS NOTHING BUT A MORON WHO THINKS HE IS GODS GIFT TO THE WORLD COZ HE WAS BORN CARLOS ESTEVEZ AKA CHARLIE SHEEN!NO PRETENDING HERE AS YOU ACCUSE US ALL OF.....I COULD NOT EVEN PRETEND I LIKED THE GUY IF I HAD TO BE WITH THAT LOSER CHARLIE! AND, I WOULD NOT EVER WANT TO BE ONE OF HIS GODESSES COZ THEY ARE ALL WHOR*S AND I AM ABOVE THOSE LOSER SKANKS WHO WANT TO HANG WITH CHARLIE JUST COZ OF WHO HE IS AND WHAT HE HAS. NASTY. JUST NASTY.
Sure, it's every woman's dream to be with a toothless drug addict that smells like the inside of an ashtray and doesn't look like he bathes frequently. And that has rage issues.
I have to laugh at that one. HAHA, Ok, the guy is a serious LOSER, and the goddesses are, let's just say, skanky, and that is being nice. Money = Goddesses, 0 money = 0 Goddesses, enough said.
Your hero is actually a rat snitch who was busted by the Feds many years ago for illegal drugs and then as he couldn't face prison time for his crimes against society, the rat snitch cut a deal to avoid jail time for drug dealing and testified against Heidi Fliess for the prostitutes she supplied to him that he paid for thru his personal checking account...Meanwhile, the moron of man wouldn't even cut a check to cover his own daughters co-pay fee for a doctors visit for her vaccination booster.
This is for : Jimmy jam, are you kidding? you think the 'goddesses' are beautiful? Paaaaaleeeese! And on top of it, you think we 'women' would give anything to be in their position? What are you drinking? To put up with a guy like that, one would need to be insane! Let me ask you the question: If you were a female, would you put yourself in that position? Staying with a maniac like that? The tantrums, the drugs, the drinking, the treatment, etc? I highly doubt that you would, so don't be thinking we would want that situation and be happy with it. You're living in 'la la land'.
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Denise Richards isn't all that dumb afterall. Get out of Charlie's way, because he will mow you down. Even she knows that. And to all you haters, especially the women, you know you would BEG to be one of the "Godesses," so stop pretending.
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As soon as he runs out of drugs and money the goddesses will be gone.
BEG YOU SAY TO BE ONE OF CHARLIES GODESSES? GET REAL LOSER. I THINK NOT. NOT EVER! THERE IS NO WAY IN HECK ANYONE COULD PAY ME ENOUGH TO BE WITH SUCH A MESSED UP, SELF ABSORBED, SELFISH, WORTLESS, DRUG AND ALCOHOL SEX MANIAC WHO SLEEPS WITH WHOR*S NOT TO MENTION HE IS NOTHING BUT A MORON WHO THINKS HE IS GODS GIFT TO THE WORLD COZ HE WAS BORN CARLOS ESTEVEZ AKA CHARLIE SHEEN!NO PRETENDING HERE AS YOU ACCUSE US ALL OF.....I COULD NOT EVEN PRETEND I LIKED THE GUY IF I HAD TO BE WITH THAT LOSER CHARLIE! AND, I WOULD NOT EVER WANT TO BE ONE OF HIS GODESSES COZ THEY ARE ALL WHOR*S AND I AM ABOVE THOSE LOSER SKANKS WHO WANT TO HANG WITH CHARLIE JUST COZ OF WHO HE IS AND WHAT HE HAS. NASTY. JUST NASTY.
Sure, it's every woman's dream to be with a toothless drug addict that smells like the inside of an ashtray and doesn't look like he bathes frequently. And that has rage issues.
you are stupid
Are you kidding me? He is a walking STD and more than gross. Nasty
You're dreaming, Jamie Jell.
Only as long as the money lasts, PUTZ....only as long as the money lasts. Did you actually thing any other part of him is worth the effort? Please....
Jimmy-jam: YOURE AN "IDIOT".
I have to laugh at that one. HAHA, Ok, the guy is a serious LOSER, and the goddesses are, let's just say, skanky, and that is being nice. Money = Goddesses, 0 money = 0 Goddesses, enough said.
puh--leeeease jimmy...make like a fruit preserve, jam yourself into a bottle and put a lid on it !
Yeah, what a turn-on, a guy who not only is a human cesspool but probably has every STD in the book.
Get out his way or he will mow you down? Is this what you say to your ladies after you punch them in the face too?
Your hero is actually a rat snitch who was busted by the Feds many years ago for illegal drugs and then as he couldn't face prison time for his crimes against society, the rat snitch cut a deal to avoid jail time for drug dealing and testified against Heidi Fliess for the prostitutes she supplied to him that he paid for thru his personal checking account...Meanwhile, the moron of man wouldn't even cut a check to cover his own daughters co-pay fee for a doctors visit for her vaccination booster.
This is for : Jimmy jam,
are you kidding? you think the 'goddesses' are beautiful?
Paaaaaleeeese! And on top of it, you think we 'women' would give anything to be in their position? What are you drinking?
To put up with a guy like that, one would need to be insane! Let me ask you the question: If you were a female, would you put yourself in that position? Staying with a maniac like that? The tantrums, the drugs, the drinking, the treatment, etc? I highly doubt that you would, so don't be thinking we would want that situation and be happy with it. You're living in 'la la land'.
umm...she had that vacation planned since early feb..look at her twitter..that family deserves a vacation with all his stuff he has going on.
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did u buy a ticket to Charlie concert suz?
how r The Kardashians today?
get off twitter twit & READ A BOOK!!!!
Ha! I was thinking that she probably already had that trip planned and it has nothing to do with him.
Whatever, who cares.
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Yeah!!What Laurie said!! Quit giving this train wreck an audience!