Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis a Goddess

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Apr 7th 2011 05:15PM

Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis Goddess No. 3

Fresh off of her hot 'Black Swan' performance, Mila Kunis has been offered the role of a lifetime -- although we hope she takes a pass on this one. Kunis is the latest apple of Charlie Sheen's crazy eye, according to RadarOnline.com.

At the Columbus, Ohio stop on his 'My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tour,' Sheen began his campaign to secure Kunis as goddess number three in the Sheen fun house.

"Here's the good news," Sheen said of Kunis. "My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She's pre-approved!" Sheen said.

And what exactly is the warlock's plan to bed the Russian import? Stalk her Facebook page, determine her 'Likes,' and purchase every last one of said likes. Sheen wouldn't even mind if Kunis got a case of jealousy over Sheen's two other goddesses, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly.

"I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis," Sheen said. "If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you're still f**king winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Scattered within his vocal Kunis pitch, Sheen had more than a few goddess applicants in the audience -- according to Radar, many female audience members were flashing Sheen throughout his performance.

But shifting away from his sex life, Sheen ended on a note of materialistic encouragement.

"Do me a favor," Sheen pleaded. "Go buy a T-shirt. I don't have a f**king job."

Tags: charlie sheen, mila kunis

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Thursday 07 April

By BlueWho

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Trash..pure trash..
Charlie(Carlos)Sheen=Pure Garbage'

By pamliska

DITTO!

By MeMeMe

By Kathryn

......and VERY gross, too, lol.

By ronoct12

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Trash is correct. Time to dump aol now that the trash from the HPost beginning with AH has seeped in.

Friday 08 April

By O_o

Man... Charlie looks like he's aged 20 years from 2 weeks ago... Not worried about Mila, she wouldn't get down in the gutter to give him the time of day... Still can't get over how bad he looks... is that a toupee sitting on his head? He just don't look right. He should be the poster boy for "Just Say No".

By TVDIVA

There is only one way to describe Charlie Sheen. Delusional beyond belief.

By the_fool

Wow that coke head is really looking like crap lately.

By john

MILA,DON'T DO IT PLEAZE I LIKE CHARLIE BUT NO RUIN YOUR CAREER

By fiona

No worry. Just got off the phone with Mila...she already has a restraining order.

By aerogrl1961

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aw leave him alone,especially if u don't care about him.....hes highly amusing tho.self destruction was never so damn hilarious.

By Anna

Crazier and crazier by the day.

By ocoqui26

Doesn't he realize that all the drugs he has been doing has really fried his brain. His brain is so damaged and done. I think there is no cure. Any girl that gets with him has her brain fried too. Digusting..

With the destruction of the brain came the lack to realize the destruction.

By Joseph

there is nothing wrong with that..sex will always sell...who doesnt want to have sex with Mila? my thoughts exactly.

By Bruce

loser

By Rebecca

Yeah, i don't think so, Charlie. She's not a cokehead like your other "godesses" so she's not that dumb, sorry!! Besides, you do look like crap, all those drugs are killing you, too bad you can't see that. Just OD already so your kids can have your money to live on before you spend it all on coke!

By uawildcat

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Mila is from the Ukraine, not that the fact finders care...

By oldthudman

No No No

By Dad

Thers a lot to be said about living with a fried brain, first your always laid back and mellow, second.... ahhh, what was I talking about?

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