Conan O'Brien Attacked by Boston Gang As a Teen

From the ungodly height of his floppy red hair to awkward movements that make him look more like a windstruck blow-up stick figure on a used car lot, the enigma that is
Conan O'Brien just keeps getting better and better.
This week, '
WTF Podcast' host Marc Maron was able to fish glorious tales of broken bones and
the Ivy League from this 6'4" beanpole behemoth like a magician pulling scarf after scarf out of his hand.
One piece de resistance was O'Brien's startling memory of a Boston beatdown as a high schooler; he was left with a nose broken beyond repair.
"This is not my nose," O'Brien said. "My nose was completely rebuilt ... I was beaten up -- I'm not kidding -- I ran into a street gang, and I was wearing a T-shirt that had the Irish flag on it, and they were Italian. This is late high school, and they beat the s**t out of me. I got hit so hard in the face I went to the emergency room. I said, 'Is my nose broken?' and [the doctor] said, 'Broken? Good god, man, it's a bag of bones!'"
Although Coco's face isn't any worse for the wear, the story, which the comedian told with alarming fondness, was only one of many pearls in the O'Brien/Maron conversation.
The 'Conan' host also took a trip down memory lane to compare his Harvard days to the sexier Harvard depicted in the Oscar-nominated flick, 'The Social Network.'
"The Harvard you saw in 'The Social Network' doesn't exist," the Harvard grad, who majored in history and American literature said. "We all had cold sores and we had diphtheria and it was cold and we wore s**tty clothes ... the women looked like Emily Dickinson after a bike accident."
O'Brien, who was at Harvard from 1981 to 1984, and Maron continued to make jabs in their demystification of Hollywood's version of the elite university. But O'Brien, who was a playwright by the age of nine, seems like he found the right place to hone his genius -- even if he did have to put up with Harvard Square's constant subway construction, which he continued to whine about to Maron 30 years later. Suck it up, O'Brien.
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Yes. Dude is one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen. I would have punched him, too.
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too bad they didn't beat him to death while they were at it
Jason, I don't even know what you look like but just from what you wrote I think you deserve a beating alot more then Conan did.
Puleeze!!!!Star JONES HAS AN ATTITUDE LARGER THAN LIFE ANd CAN BE VERY NASTY AS WELL, SHE EXPECTS TO GET ROYAL TREATMENT WHEREVER SHE IS (ON THE VIEW, HER WEDDING,and on the Apprentice as well.) and I am not the only one to dislike her, believe me. Everyone I know who has watched her agrees. Can't wait until Trump fires her.
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what are you babbling about...starr who...??
stupid italians the Irish use to beat them up all the time in
Boston
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Most gay teens have gotten their azz beat, so why is his beating special?
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So sorry about the beating you got when you were young. I hope you eventually heal and show those homophobic bullies who beat you that you have gotten past it. Good luck.
I can see why.
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He isn't ugly but there are some "ugly" haters out there and the writer can count himself in that stupid and ugly group!
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He's a crybaby; I would of beaten him up too!
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All you punks talk a pretty good game on the Internet! I'd like to find any one of you in a dark alley! You'd be spitting out a mouthful of teeth on the way to the emergency room!
"Would of"?
Dang! I thought this happened yesterday...hes Annoying.
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conan rules hes a good guy besides no one deserves that for a t shirt - gotti wanna be pos
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If I wore an Irish shirt I'd be packin' heat.
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Is this to explain why he's not one bit funny other than his looks?
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Lucky they didn't kill him..Boston can be a tough town
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I cannot stand this guy, He is so annoying and ugly. I remember when he had a show on years ago. He had the nerve to put a telibon suit with guns on a figure of Jesus. How sick is that. I would never watch his show since then.
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this dude is severly ugly
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