Mila Kunis Grossed Out at Invite to Be Charlie Sheen's Next Goddess

By Jo Piazza Posted Apr 8th 2011 10:20AM

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.

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Friday 08 April

By Bubbles

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Mila is still dry heaving.

Sunday 10 April

By anni

...really,....isn't he DEAD, YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What woman would sleep with that maggot? 30K or 3k - not nearly enough.

Monday 11 April

By Marit Londeaux

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anni - Obviously you don't know what "dry heaving" means!

By bluewho

you're dillusional if you think sheen is a good man...his so called goddesses approved mila? poor porn trash-approved her-how wonderful that sheen thinks they have some type of power-not in this lifetime you poor poor man.

By steven

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You people in here are idiots! Can't you see that "jwblackpride" and "the bb l is live" are messing with you. Their WINNING DUH!!! LOL

By moudsie

are you serious--he's nuts.

By The bbl is LIVE!

Why the hell doesn't she accept his offer? It's her loss.

By dee

Your another IDIOT!! LOL

By bleck

Well, he does need a brunette in the lineup. She may just be playing hard to get.

By Linda

WHY WOULD SHE IS THE QUESTION YOU DAFT WANKER?!IT IS NOT HER LOSS TRUST ME. NOT IN ANY WAY OR FORM WOULD IT BE HER LOSS. AT LEAST SHE HAS MORALS AND VALUES AND IS NOT SOME WHOR* LIKE THOSE BUTT UGLY GODESSES CHARLIE IS MESSING WITH..NASTY NASTY NASTY. PUKE. SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS TASTE AS WELL FOR GOOD LOOKING MEN NOT SOME OLD WORN OUT ALCOHOLIC DRUGGIE LOSER LIKE SHEEN IS. AND SHE WILL SAVE HERSELF FROM GETTING STDS FROM THOSE NASTY NASTY NASTY PEOPLE AS WELL....GET OUT OF HERE WOULD YA AND GET REAL. THE ONLY KINDA PERSON WHO WOULD THINK THIS WOULD BE OK WOULD BE SOME LOW LIFE JUST LIKE CARLOS ESTEVEZ AKA CHARLIE SHEEN! NASTY NASTY NASTY MAN HE IS, AND UGLY AS HELL AS WELL. NASTY.

By Trizone

The thought that he would even name her as a possible so called goddess is enough to want to take a round of antibiotics to clear up any possible infection his words spread by his words. This guy is a constant pathetic reminder that money cannot buy everything. I'm sure his family just want this nightmare to be over. There is no truth, in him only inordinate amounts of shame.

By Ispyjag

If you think it's such a good idea for any woman to hook up with the white washed version of OJ Simpson, this arrested wife beater who also threathend to cut off his latest wife head, why don't you pull out your party dress, bra, high heels, hose and panties and go for it yourself. Don't forget to tuck them in reall good too even if they are so small.

By OfAlaska

You're insane, and one of the deranged enablers of this coke-crazed hoe-mongering maggot. Mila should show up unannounced with a smile and a Ginsu knife, and neuter this bozo barnacle on the psyche of this decadent culture that puts celebity above humanity. And while she's at it, you too...

By karenjjac

She's a rising star and he's a flaming idiot!

Your screen name explains your words! LOL LOL LOL

By KS.

HE sure is an idiot. However he sure can work the media and make money. Crazy....like a fox in a hen house. Sooner or later..it will all end.

By Larry

That's like saying Jeffrey Dahmer only had an eating disorder...you're an idiot

By maryanne

you are right KS - it will end soon - in his death

By Claud Pipkin

Good girl!........

By Greek