Mila Kunis Grossed Out at Invite to Be Charlie Sheen's Next Goddess

By Jo Piazza Posted Apr 8th 2011 10:20AM

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.

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Friday 08 April

By EH

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Charlie is hard to look at anymore. He should buy an island LEAVE and take his people with him. PLEASE

By Polar Patrol

Deport him to Kardashia...then he can have 3 nasty brunettes in his harem. I'm sure THEY wouldn't turn down his sleazy offer...and they'd let him film it, too.

By shawon

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jajajajaj

By Welcome, Casi!

Can people still be exiled these days?

By brad machado

You should be one of his goddesses you illiterate moron. How about using a spell-checker or at least use capital letters where needed. The only people defending Carlos Estevez are retards like you!

By MISS SWEET D

GLAD SOMEONE IN THE INDUSTRY IS NOT TAKING THIS IDOT SERIOUSLY, CHARLIE NEEDS TO GO GET TESTED FOR EVERY STD KNOWN TO MAN AND JUST STFU

By Ernest DeBrew

I knew it. Mila is too good for him.

Get a grip, Charlie. And smell the facts not the roses.

By steve

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Are you kidding?? He has lost it!!! Everyonr knows Donna is the right choice (just like on Gilligans Island) lol

By the yapper

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Oh Mila...wish she would have had a better sense of humor about this....Charlie is crazy and she should have played along.

By SIC OF CARLOS ESTEVEZ AKA CHARLIE SHEEN

CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE..YOU ARE GETTING OLD MY MAN. OLD, UGLY, STUPID.....ALCOHOLIC, DRUGGIE, LOSER, WHOR*DOG, AND MORE IS WHAT CHARLIE IS TODAY... NOW HE IS EXPOSED IN HIS TRUE LIGHT WHICH IS VERY VERY UGLY AND NASTY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. AND HE IS A TRUE IDIOT AND MORON TO SAY THE LEAST.

By Jenny

Charlie's been offered 3 mil an episode and people calling him an idiot. Enough said. LMAO

By Alexandra

Yeah LMAO at you moron, you obviously don't see the bigger picture.

Saturday 09 April

By teresa

I thought he was demanding 3 million per episode..I thought he was making 2 million before all of this nonesense..

Sunday 10 April

The bigger picture Alexandra is that you're just jealous. lmao

He WAS making 2 million per episode before all of this but now the head of the CBS network has OFFERED him 3 million.
Not Chuck Lorre the serie's producer, but the head of the network. Charlie makes people rich and thats all that matters so go back to all your mundane jealous hating lives. Go Charlie!

By Marty

hahaha.. When I read about this when it first came out, I laughed. No way Mila would go for Charlie. Charlie for sure is not her type. I don't think she goes for the bad boy type.

By CHULAFOX

MY GOD !!!!!THE MAN MAKES ME GAG.

By raven99

He is strange.Get a body guard and file a restraining order if he keeps throwing your name out there.Hell, all his wives have filed, so what does that tell you.Shame on you Charley ! Stick to what you do best pay for it and leave the decent woman alone!

By YellowRose3218

Mila is way out of Charlies league, he will never do or get any better than what he has with him now.
No self respecting woman, will ever want to be with Charlie now.
I am sure Mila was totally grossed out, by Charlie just talking about her. May be even afraid.

Friday 15 April

By Ispyjag

She should get a restraining order ahead of time because he is so demented.

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