Mila Kunis Grossed Out at Invite to Be Charlie Sheen's Next Goddess

By Jo Piazza Posted Apr 8th 2011 10:20AM

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.

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Monday 11 April

By OneOfMany

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Aw Mila. What the hell? I used to like you but turning down Charlie Sheen just shows how lame and uncool you are. You suck.

Women have no sense of humour. Just a twisted moral view of the world.

Sunday 10 April

By Happy Trees

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Didn't really read the article, but judging by the headline, I like Mila Kunis a lot more already.

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Didn't really read the article, but judging by the headline, I like her more already.

By SkyBlue

Mila's got it right. Absolutely gross.

By Ellie

HOW DO YOU SPELL GHHHGGHULWOWOA BWAWWWWWW?

By wizard

my god charlie sheen has lost it totally the man is mentally unstable.

By jim

Can tell those females who think Charlie is the man, hasn't had a man in years and anything will work lol save yourself and go to Hustlers for a toy lol

By Amy

Nice language Charlie-thats sure gonna make her want to be your goddess. I would be scared to death to be with him-he's probably got or had every STD ever discovered.

By Sandy

Charlie is a foul-mouth, trash talking, immoral,delusional psychopath who needs to be admitted for a year in serious psychiatric hospital that takes no under the table money or influence of money, not star-struck, and serious about his mental illness. He is apparently over the edge and needs professional help to the point that he cannot make decisions for himself. Those who support him are delusional to his illness and need to get a moral life. He is a loser and it is sad that people are takeing advantage of him to make money. The family needs to intervene.

By Me

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Hey Mila...That Black Swan movie really sucked... The only reason it got any awards is because of the clip of you going down on that other skank. You are just as retarded as Sheen.

Top 3 worst movies of all time.

1.The Talented Mr. Ripley (whatever it's called)
2.The Men Who Stare at Goats
3.Black Swan (Thank God I snuck in and didn't pay for that).

Sunday 17 April

By Lori

Thank God one woman on the planet still has a brain. He's disgusting.

By carl

You must be joking. He needs help and he needs it badly and anyone who thinks he doesn't, also should seek mental help.

By yadayada02

Another moron of a man heard from.

By Dale Kendall

His show was quite funny. I didn't really realize that he is such a creep in real life. I thought he was just an Acter playing a part but, he is just like his charactor, only creepier.

By Nita

Charlie..You're fast losing what little credibility you have left. For gawd's sake think of your poor children, your parents, ex-wives...anyone but yourself for a change!

By gdfella003

Mila Kunis is hot! So there is no faulting Sheen to want to have her in his harem. But to me this fool is on a downward spiral. And anyone who pays money to see him on his tour is a fool as well. What are you paying him for? He is an actor. Pay to go see a movie and that's it. Anyone who has ties to drugs and money is going to attract porn stars and shallow women. To think he included Mila Kunis in this makes no sense at all. She shouldn't have even had to entertain the thought for one or even dignify that ridiculous suggestion with a response. But look at the media, blowing this up just to throw a big name out there. This country is so ricisulous. Who cares what he says and does. This whole "Winning" thing is so dumb and you people eat it up. Pathetic!. If no one pays him any attention then all of this nonsense will stop. But this is America and unfortunately there are enough fools in this country that will waste their time and money on Sheen and his patheticness. Wake up people!!!

By Margaret

I used to look forward to my 6 pm Two and a Half Men show. Now I can see is how bad Charlie looks - very guant and sickly looking! Pale and not healthly! He is on a lifes high right now I think because he has never experienced true life i.e. sober! But it is gonna end soon - Denise & Brooke should make sure they have plently of life insurance on him.

By hinchcliffe

In a word: UGH!

By Ralph Zuccaro

Why not ask Natalie "PORN" Portman to be you goddess - She is would FIT right into your DECADENT LIFE-STYLE""

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