Mila Kunis Grossed Out at Invite to Be Charlie Sheen's Next Goddess

By Jo Piazza Posted Apr 8th 2011 10:20AM

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.

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Sunday 10 April

By Charles

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Who is the idiot? It seems to me that the more media attention Charlie Sheen gets the sicker he gets!!! No respectful female would allow this (BLANK) to treat them the way he does. Charlie Sheen is an extremely poor example of how a REAL man would treat a female. If ALL media were to QUIT putting this jerk in the spotlight ... then and only then will he open his eyes to see what a (blank) he is ... the sooner the better. MY sympathies go to his PARENTS for having to watch their child throw his life away!!! Charlie Sheen is a DISGRACE and I don't care how much money he has.

By lois

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To jwjackpride..You need your head examined !!! Supporting Sheen's Goddesses !! Clearly you are as much of a low life as he is !!

By mary

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I seen him today on a t.v. interview, and the man appeared to already show stmptoms of brain damage. (no kidding) he showed strange facial expressions that i have never noticed before. and he stated more than once that he wasnt under the influence of any drugs. so he was either lying or the ending results are already beginning to show.

By barb danner

Hold him in prayer so the good in him can surface once again.

By wufinz

he asked betty white and she turned him down. the he asked joy behar and she turned him down. Then he asked kathy griffen--no, wait, she BEGGED him to do her. He went thru a pound of coke after her face turned up at his door!

By Bonita

No woman with any self respect would jump at the chance to join that freak show. He doesn't have enough money to make up for his lack of sobriety, lack of control or the self destructive path he is on. Mila should look into an order of protection to keep the rapidly aging creep away! Makes me ill to even think about someone desperate enough to jump in bed with the trio of misfits.

By kevin

she just dumped one drug addict, why the hell would she jump into the arms of another one?

By J Lea

Hmmm. Katherine Heigl is returning to TV and Dennis Quaid says he loves his brother. Now isn't that nice.

By exoticdoc2

Intelligent young lady with good taste to boot.

By Lovebug

Saying it for the publicity. But, everyone knows charlie can't get it up for anything but the lillies.......

By stillwill2

he's a total piece of crap; and not entertaining at all; and easily replaceable on two men plus a zero.

By Mr Boogee

Who gives a flying -uck?

By Joel

Good for Mila,who wants nothing to do with Charlie "who thinks
he's winning but really losing" Sheen. He needs help and so
does his goddesses!!
I am also sick of hearing about Charlie,but at the same time,
I get a kick out of hearing his latest news. It's like he's
so bad,he's good!! A very disgusting,but also entertaining man.
Oh well. That's life!!

By Tim

Chuck has alot of hard miles on that face of his. Really, he looks about 70 years old. The goddesses are hanging with him for an ounce of blow a week. They probably won't touch his tool, but it is more than likely inoperative. There's alot of pain on that wrinkled up face of his. It's only a matter of time before the narc's kick in his door and send him away to the big house. Then he can have all the sex he can handle and some sex he can't handle.

By Lisa

Sorry Charlie......Guess what? Who the (explicit ^(_%^(+) cares what you want anyway. The little bit that your show was on, all I could think of was, "What a jerk"! Your brother in the show was the one that made the show funny. Get off you HIGH (literally) horse and act like a real human being/gentleman.

Monday 11 April

By mikie walker

charly sheen is wacked. he is no johnny deip his father should get him help.

By M.J.

WHEN I SEE PICTURES OF CHARLIE SHEEN, HE HAS THE SAME DEVIL EYES THAT MANSON HAS. HE IS EVIL!! THE SAD PART IS, THAT, IT SEEMS HE MAY HAVE SOME FOLLOWERS. THAT IS SUCH A SCAREY THOUGHT.

By MO

Who is Mila Kunis? Another nobody looking for their fifteen minutes of fame.

By What?!

Whoa. Sound like Charlie was under influence, or was he for real?! Somebody need to slap that potty mouth of his. I would. (whack!)

By I won I won

Sheen is calling you all a bunch of SUCKERS while he steals your money.......he's doing his last stand and stocking up before he checks out.......THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR......

heh heh heh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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