Mila Kunis Grossed Out at Invite to Be Charlie Sheen's Next Goddess

By Jo Piazza Posted Apr 8th 2011 10:20AM

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.

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Monday 11 April

By haremless

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Maybe Ashley Judd will add a chapter on Charlie in the second edition of her book...

By David

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jwblack, are you trying to be funny, are you totally oblivious to the real world or are you just plain stupid?

By sadie

Run, Mila, run! Get far away from him!!

By moosequill

That Sheen character is a VD-carrying creepo.

By Julia

Excuse me? An actress is grossed out by Charlie Sheen? How about the world is grossed out by Charlie Sheen? If I never hear about this loser again it will be too soon.

By Ispyjag

If you think it's such a good idea for any woman to hook up with the white washed version of OJ Simpson, this arrested wife beater who also threathend to cut off his latest wife head, why don't you pull out your party dress, bra, high heels, hose and panties and go for it yourself. Don't forget to tuck them in reall good too even if they are so small.

By sway

@Larry, OMG that was fricken hilarious. I am still laughing

By ANGELOCOOL

SOMEONE SMACK THAT PERVERTED MORON , KNOCK SOME GOD IN HIS FACE , SOON THE DEMONS IN THIS JERK WILL TAKE HIM DOWNSTAIRS , SOON HE WILL BE DOING TRICKS FOR THEM , THE VALLEY OF PUS BAGS

Friday 15 April

By J.

You dont think she goes for the bad boy type? UMmmmmm her X was McCauley Culkin and he was a coke head and every other kind of drug user there is.

Agree with you MO. Mila at least got some noteriety thanks to Charlie. She was basically a no-name personality. Saying again that she used to go out with McCauley Culkin who had a drug problem the size of Texas.

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