Video: Anderson Cooper Trashes 'Juicehead Hugging' Snooki

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Apr 13th 2011 12:30PM

Since when did Anderson Cooper become a comedian? Well, since right about now. Cooper took to 'Anderson Cooper 360' to lay down the law when it comes to his anti-'GTL' beliefs -- and he's kind of hilarious.

He had more than a few choice words for all of those people (i.e. Rutgers University) who pay Snooki to be Snooki, and added them to his 'RidicuList.'

Cooper started his rant against the tan phenom by supplying her with the most fitting moniker we've heard in a while: "Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine."

But what's got Cooper really riled up? The fact that Snooki and her castmates are raking in $100,000 per episode: "If you listen closely, you can hear school teachers around the country weeping right now."

Well played, Cooper.

Tags: anderson cooper, snooki

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Wednesday 13 April

By sarah

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lol...cat fight...meow......school teachers? AC better check out those milwaukee salaries....but hes right bout almost everything else

By stu

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& news reporters getting millions for reading a teleprompter r not making teachers... cry?

By Polar Patrol

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AC risks his life traveling to war zones and disaster sites to bring the inside story to viewers. He's not just a talking head.

By chfpontiac

Stu,
Teachers aren't crying over Cooper reading his OWN material on a teleprompter. They are crying over people like you writing/typing "r" instead of "are" while trying to seem edu-ma-cated in a public forum.

By Bubbles

Cooper trashes Snookie - So does everyone else!

By Petrovski

America is involved in 3 wars,american economy is almost ruined,there's millons unemployed americans....and CNN's most known reporter talks about Snooki?????WHAT???Nothing more important to talk about???I believe,that Anderson Cooper just became a proud member of the ridiculist...

By Martha Adair

Anderson Cooper's job is addressing all aspects of news of the world and the within in the US. In this segment, Anderson is addressing the social news that America faces. One of them is the obsession the United States of American young citizens have with Snooki. Jersey Shore is captivating the minds of our young people. The young people are the future of the most powerful country in the world. Anderson realizes this and is trying to draw attention to the fact that America is obsessed with Snooki. It is scary that Snooki in more interesting to the minds of young college students rather than a noble peace prize winner. What does that say about the future leaders of tomorrow?

He hit the nail on the (juice)head!

By john

I thought it was funny when cooper got beat up. What a fope he is. I also can't believe that snookie gets so much attention.
People are soooooooo stupid.

By JAN

WHAT IS A FOPE???

By RifaG

As a school teacher from Jersey who loves both snookie and Anderson Cooper he's got a point... I could def shed a tear over that salary. Not only does she get more to speak at Rutgers then Toni Morrison but that's almost how much I make a year. LMAO Maybe I should get crazy get wild!

By Ley

As a school teacher you should know the proper usage of then and than.

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LMFAO Burn! I'm glad my typo made you feel intelligent! Enjoy it while it lasts Ley!

By Mary

I think everyone trashes the Snook. Who wouldn't.

By I LOVE CHICKEN

No one was ever forced to be a school teacher.But a lot of people are forced to work jobs that don't pay them even a quarter of a teachers salary much less the benefit package they get.And on top of that they get the entire summer off of work, while there are countless parents that need to find affordable child care. Don't expect pity out of me for school teachers because some TV personality is earning more money!!

By No more baby poppers!

Then quit poppin' out babies and leeching off the system. You're probably working some fast food joint and poppin' 'em out without a care as to how they will grow up just so you can get more tax benefits and WIC money.
And they get their summers off because they need a break after having to raise your mouthy, ADD welfare babies since you don't discipline them at home.

By Lilly

Is little Andy Coop mad that Sooki has the potential to make more than him?

By Messa

Since his mother is Gloria Vanderbilt, I don't think he ever has to worry about having less money than this little piece of trash.

By Mo

I don't think Anderson's Jealous. The truth is the truth. She is disgusting and she gives terrible advice. Truth is, there is a little Snooki in just anyone after one too many drinks.

By Pam

Lily, you do know anderson is a Vanderbelt. I doubt he cares how much she makes

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