Video: Anderson Cooper Trashes 'Juicehead Hugging' Snooki

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Apr 13th 2011 12:30PM

Since when did Anderson Cooper become a comedian? Well, since right about now. Cooper took to 'Anderson Cooper 360' to lay down the law when it comes to his anti-'GTL' beliefs -- and he's kind of hilarious.

He had more than a few choice words for all of those people (i.e. Rutgers University) who pay Snooki to be Snooki, and added them to his 'RidicuList.'

Cooper started his rant against the tan phenom by supplying her with the most fitting moniker we've heard in a while: "Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine."

But what's got Cooper really riled up? The fact that Snooki and her castmates are raking in $100,000 per episode: "If you listen closely, you can hear school teachers around the country weeping right now."

Well played, Cooper.

Tags: anderson cooper, snooki

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Wednesday 13 April

By Ron

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Gloria lost all of her money. Anderson had to work for his.

By gsx99limited

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How sad that CNN and Anderson Cooper 135 have to rip Snooki becasue they wish they had her ratings.

By J.B.W.

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With so many people out of work,hungry and homeless. People with actual skills and families to support.Whoever pays these salaries,I wonder how they sleep at night? Just goes to show the direction our (USA) social and economical future is heading.Shameful!!

By MJ

She's from Chile, you racist idiot!

By Monica

Judging by the state of American K-12 education level, the teachers are not that much smarter than Snooki. At least she does something for that money instead of running around asking the rest of the country to pay her benefits...

Monday 18 April

By cocobeee123

if snookie were a homosexual AC would not have talked about her like this.

By maltesecrosse304

my wife told me to take out the trash,,,, but snookie the nooki wasnt avaiable.

By anon

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Anderson, thank you for saying that. Whats wrong with this nation? Snooki (just saying her name makes me puke! She is disgusting, ugly.

Friday 15 April

By Ernest DeBrew

How can he say that about Snooki even though it may be the truth?

Thursday 14 April

By YellowRose3218

Yes, she is totally disgusting, I always feel the need to shower after I see her face on tv.
The girl must weight 180lbs, and has the education of a grade schooler. Now she gives speaches to colleges?
People hire her to go to their bars and drink?
Like the man said, there are millions of snooks out there, we dont need to pay one of them.
No looks, no education to speak of. The girl has absolutly nothing to offer anyone, why is she still here?

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