Chris Martin Hates Gwyneth Paltrow's Pretentious Dinner Parties

On a recent evening in New York, a group of FFOGs (Famous Friends of
Gwyneth) turned out for a dinner party to celebrate the actress, singer and blogger's debut cookbook, 'My Father's Daughter.'
New Yorker scribe Lizzie Widdicombe was there to rub shoulders with guests like
Jay-Z,
Cameron Diaz,
Alex Rodriguez and
the Seinfelds and to document exactly how Gwyneth is not just like us.
It is first worth noting that Paltrow's husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, was not nearly as psyched as the other guests to sample his wife's duck ragout. According to the New Yorker write-up, Martin arrived cranky and a publicist warned, "he doesn't want to talk."
It's a little odd when your hubby doesn't want to talk at a party promoting your project, no?
Thankfully for Gwyneth, everybody else wanted to talk.
Jessica Seinfeld reminded the crowd how lucky they were to be invited.
"You are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth's world," Seinfeld said to the guests. "Because this is the real deal. And she's invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that."
Christy Turlington revealed that Gwyneth is a whiz when it comes to killing lobsters.
"It's not the boiling-in-the-pot-and-screaming lobster thing. It's a different, faster approach. I could never do it," Turlington said about how Paltrow prepares them for the boil. "You stick a knife through the head," said Turlington, who seemed suddenly troubled. "Oh! That's awful to say."
Michael Stipe was happy to rib Gwyneth for a cooking faux pas. "Once, a duck she was cooking caught fire, and she threw it in the pool."
Still, amidst all the laughter, we picture Martin stewing the corner, displeased at having to make small talk with Martha Stewart and Mario Batali about canapes again.
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Is anyone else sick of Gwenyth? She's everywhere! The talent does not match the exposure. I'm just sayin'....
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Jerks named their poor kid "Apple" enough said!
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I imagine this marriage won't last. She talks too much about how perfect and wonderful everything is and she's superwoman etc. It seems she is trying to convince herself and her own husband. If she has to gloat that much there are probably some serious issues. Notice her frozen smile...sad
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Chris is full of it! He loves it! He loves to scope out the dudes!
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What married couple does not hate something the other does -- but that is not the same as hating the person. Why does the media continue writing this junk? Get a real writing job writing about something worth reading about OR find another job. Leave people who just happen to be better-known alone. They are just trying to live their lives -- for better or for worse.
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Geesh.....say that you hate parties, Christmas, or don't personally want kids, and you're treated like the anti-Christ. Some people just like the quiet life and aren't social....there's nothing wrong with that!
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Your so right "Good Grief" well said.
something just hit me about "celebs"... they are biotch and moan about not having enough time for family. Maybe if they would all stick to ONE CAREER, which is TOO MUCH ANYWAY, they would have time for their kids....
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MP: and I have seen him flirt outragiously!
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Why does it seem that talented people seem to always attract losers? Maybe it's me, but I don't understand this whole "in-crowd" thing...and wouldn't want to live like that anyhow. Invite people to a dinner party only to hear this shallow stuff? No wonder her husband wasn't interested; maybe he is sick of the crowd's attitude.
So much for "friends"....
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i totally agree look at the guest list, Jay Z, Chris is probably like who are these idiots and when are JayZ and Gwyneth best buds, makes me laugh.
The Only Thing Chris Hates is Waking up next to a WOMAN.
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Maybe he should try McDonalds!!
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Paltrow is such a total phony. She always has that plastered-on smile and she's always telling everyone how wonderful her life is. I wonder if she's trying to convince us - or herself! As for her cookbook, honestly, who the hell cares?!
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Gwen's parties sound a bit stale, boring and food wise (CRAPPY)
bring on the wine, BBQ the Steaks and bring on the strippers!
Oh! Gwen does not approve.....betcha her husband won't mind!
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Truth be told, I'm sure all the guests were bored. Not just Chris.
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my college roommate said it best" i'd eat a mile of her sh*t just to hear her piss in a tin can over the phone."
but i digress.
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How`s this one... I`d crawl a mile on my hands and knees just to through a rock at the garbage truck that takes away her tampons!
Kat2988,
Jay-Z and Beyonce have been good friends with Gwyneth and Chris for YEARS... in fact, G & C were at J & B's wedding (and it wasn't a very big wedding).
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...Because when you're a prestigious rich snob, it's all the rage to have at least two black friends.