Lindsay Lohan's Sentence: To Stare Death in the Eye

Sentenced to 480 hours of community service for violating her probation (incurred from a 2007 DUI), for 120 of those hours
Lindsay Lohan will look death in the eye -- literally.
According to
PEOPLE, Lohan, 24, will be serving a portion of her community service hours at the LA County Department of Coroner's facility doing a myriad of janitorial tasks including picking up and emptying trash as well as cleaning floors and bathrooms.
"She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them," Coroner Assistant Chief, Ed Winter, told People.
But this brush with death isn't anything new for Lohan. She served her previous 2007 community service hours at the facility. But this time Lohan will be seeing more than dead people. She will serve her remaining 360 community service hours at LA's Downtown Women's Center.
The troubled starlet, who has a 120-day jail sentence to look forward to, has one year to complete all of her service hours.
Following her most recent hearing, during which her grand theft charge was reduced to a misdemeanor, Lohan's lawyer filed an appeal of her 120-day sentence. Lohan is currently free on bail, after a bondsman put up $75,000, until her forthcoming May 11 pretrial hearing in which she will receive a sentence for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, California boutique.
Lohan previously refused a plea deal which, in turn, led to a judge's warning that her case would definitely involve jail time -- her criminal misdemeanor sentence will be in addition to her 120-day sentence for probation violation.
Only one question remains. What does one wear to work at a morgue?
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I hope they make her pound cotton in aholes all day long in dead people without latex gloves.
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Money talks.....Bull sh*t walks!!!!
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Why would anyone put her in their movie? Is Lindsey so indespensable that a studio couldn't find someone else? There are a million actresses out there. This girl is a skank who turns off the public!! Nobody wants to see her... unless she is in prison garb!
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you know she will spend the time having coffee with some star struck goons, celebrities never go to jail or pay taxes in america
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If you stop and think about it, Lindsay will still get to handle stiffs (in a way)!
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Could this get any funnier. These people are dingbats, and deserve all the negative attention we can give them. Mom and dad should be right next to her at the morque, clipping toenails.
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I'll believe she's doing these things if I see it. Even if they videoed it, it would be faked. They let these disgusting so called stars get by with anything.
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she should just bite the bullet like Martha Stewart and get the whole thing over with and stop the drama and the "bad-girl" thing once and for all - simply grow up- we all do eventually anyway.
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If she was my daughter she would of been in every drug rehab from one side of the country to the next...this is ridiculous already!!!!!!
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At some point you would think this woman would grow up and stop acting like a 15 year old kid. How would you like to marry someone like this and find out afterwords what you had!
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I wonder if my wife could do all the things that lindsey has done bad if she could do them here in our small town and get locked up saying she had a lindsey lohan blond moment and get out of jail....
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Morgue duty must be the only thing they think will work on
Lindsay. Hope it works and she does not end up in the morgue
dead. Wake up Lindsay, get the picture, everyone is trying to
help you.
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Everyone who puts her down is really wishing they had the looks and talent she has.
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She'll be riding them stiffs
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Why do some of you bother to read articles about Lindsay Lohan? All you really want to do is get your rocks off making fun of her and insulting her. If you don't like her, don't read the articles about her. Pretty simeple isn't it?
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All the people who put her down only wish thsy had a fraction of her looks and talent!
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PRINCE HARRY IS THE HOTTEST!! lol
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"Abracadaver!" -- Lindsay's lawyer, appealing the 120-day sentence.
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Equal justice for all. O.K. tell me another one, I could use a good laugh. Our system is nothing but a system of enablers.I get sick every time I hear the word justice because I know what it meeans. The reason lady justice is wearing a blindfold is to cover the dollar signs in her eyes. Why not apply the three strikes to situations like this, she's done a hell of a lot more than many people in prison.
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Academy Award winner and movie star Bing Crosby said in his biography that before he became famous he almost wound up on Los Angeles' skid row where troubled actress Lohan will be spending time helping people at a women's center.
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