Joan, you NEVER seize to AMAZE ME with you PUNS! HILARIOUS! LOL!

PULEEZ NOT FUNNY JOANNIE, she is great and looks like US. Kristie you GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! You represent all of us out there who are not size 0 and we are awesome.

Joan, I love you too death, but that was pure hate what you said
about Kirstie. It just shows you what a real woman can do not
matter what size she is.

Joan, if it weren't for doctors, you wouldn't look like the dried up skank you are.

With someone who cannot even smile,with all the plastic on her face. you talk about her this way. PLEEZE.

I think you are very funny. I also think kirstie alley is very funny. you have the same bawdy sense of humor, you both work hard and are self-deprecating. I just can't laugh when you make fun of her. She puts herself out there and takes risk.

She will make a TON of money- Only if they pay by the pound lb.- But if they pay simply by UGLYNESS and DECADENCE- You would SMASH ALL RECORDS!!!!

you are a funny woman but that is just mean! Why? do you feel good honesly putting someone like kirstie down because she has the guts to go on national tv overweight and herself? obviously you have a lot of trouble being yourself...how many plastic surgeries have you had to give yourself the frankenstein look?

"Together we can do this and stay lean forever!!"

Am I wrong in thinking that she has lost and re-gained tons over the past few years?

wow. All ya'll really thought that was Joan Rivers...

Joan, go pour a little more concrete on you face and worry about yourself. Kirsty knows she needs work, boldly faces her weight. At lease she doesn't look like a corpse!

Joan get over it, maybe you should retire you opinions that are cruel and cutting, and look in the mirror. With that many facelifts its a wonder you can even see out of those slanted eyes.

I always knew u were a biotch, but now you just showed the world how big of one u really are!! Oh and I can stomach her better than u. U make me want to hurl when I see the plastic face you have. At least she looks genuine!

Hey Joan....I don't see you dancing you over stretched pinched face every week. Have your ears meet yet? You go Kirstie!!

This poster is not THE "Joan Rivers". I immediately suspected this person is playing with us, so I looked at the profile. Click on the name and see for yourselves who this really is.

Now, as for Ms. Kirstie Alley, the hippo...where exactly did she lose this alleged 70 pounds? But she is one helluva business woman. I think most of the so-called stars who sign on to do DWTS do so to jump-start sagging careers, so why not Alley?

That wasn't cool, Joan Rivers!!!! You are old, and hate the fact that you are getting old. So you have things done to your face etc, just to look younger, why? Cause your afraid of getting OLD. Some people have to battle weight all their life, unlike you that was born skinny etc, don't have to worry, It's like Jane Fonda vidoes to stay slim, and she has never had a weight problem, needless to say most of these stars are in it just to make a few more bucks. They are phoney to the public, like you now with your looking younger. I have been a fan of yours for a long time, cause I liked your style. Now your an old biddie, afaird of looking old. So take your cut downs on Kristie and f--ken go away now.

Joan Rivers: I have NEVER thought you were funny, BUT with your FACE(s) lift(s) you sure are FUNNY LOOKING! I think Kirstie is pretty, but like LOTS of people (women especially) she does have a weight problem (so do I even if it's only 10 lbs over now, that wasn't always the case). Mine has never been more than 65 over (due to 3 pregnancies), but I can relate to Kirstie! She does have a sense of humor & can make fun of herself & I admire her. I've always thot you & Melissa looked a little funny (not a bit attractive). Sorry, just how I feel & wouldn't waste my time tuning you 2 in! Don't smile - your face would crack!!!

Joan Rivers you are the dumbest woman I have ever seen !!! You want to talk about Kristie been big well she can do something about that but you are so damn ugly that no matter how many doctors you pay they will never make you nice looking so maybe you should keep your big fat mouth shut about other people !! You are 1 nasty b^&*(# !!!!!

Joan I know your nature is very mean spirited but you really need to watch criticizing others. It would be a little different if you were a perfect specimen...NOT! You naturally look fake now but if you have anymore you will be right up there with Jocelyn Wildenstein. So you have NO room to smear anyone. You have turned into a very sad and nasty person. I wonder how many people REALLY like you. I bet the numbers are very small!