Charlie Sheen's Response to Chuck Lorre: 'You Sad Silly Fool'

By AOL TV Editors Posted Apr 29th 2011 12:30PM

Charlie Sheen isn't thrilled with Chuck Lorre's plans to reboot 'Two and a Half Men' without him.

The troubled sitcom star released a letter to TMZ, calling Lorre a "nut-less sociopath," among other choice words.

In the letter, Sheen claims responsibility for the success of the CBS sitcom and warns Lorre that he'll win in the $100 million court case against him and Warner Bros. TV.

Read the full letter here.

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool. A-hole p*ssy loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less sociopath; I'll beat your chicken shit soul in a court room into a state of gratitude. A state of surrender. Something you left at the door every time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore. Wow, I'm sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach'em how to be a stupid b*tch.

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.

I'm out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear;

NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW.

And that's exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You've been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

- Charlie Sheen

Last night Lorre referenced Sheen in the vanity card attached to 'The Big Bang Theory.' It read:

Dear Concerned Viewers,

Thanks to the magic of computer graphics, the monkey in tonight's episode was not actually smoking a cigarette, nor was he ever exposed to secondhand smoke. At all times, every effort was made to make the monkey feel happy and safe. Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse. It wasn't until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back. Thankfully, an intervention was staged by the Geico lizard and he is now going through detox and a twelve step program at the Bonzo Center in Palm Springs. Everyone at The Big Bang Theory wishes him well.

Tags: Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men

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Friday 29 April

By ashley

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Can we stop talking about Charlie? I dont really care what he has to say anymore..Yeah it was intresting at first but really? Hes fading fast, but not fast enough. And its not that I have somthing against him, I'm just wanting some new news other than 'oh look Charlies having a fit again.'

By Kid Kielboss

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WRONG! More Charlie! America was built on Sex (porn stars), drugs (cocaine), and ROCK AND ROLL! Let's do this!

By wow

Seems Charlie was talking to himself... Sad Silly Fool....lol

By joan

I said it before and I will say it again, all the drugs and booze has addled Charlies brain. He has gotten very pompous about how much he is needed for his old show. I hope it does well without him. Sad what has happened to him, what a fool!!

By Mary

What an egomaniac! And who cares?

By Barbara

There's a sad, silly fool for sure but it's not Mr. Lorre. Charlie, why have you done this to yourself?

By Anna

He can't help himself; he simply has no control over those crazy emotions and outbursts of his which is why he so desperately needs professional help and quickly.

By Gregory

Charlie won nothing. In fact, he lost most everything! He can bump his gums all he wants, however, it's Chuck Lorre who came out on top and made Charlie look like the FOOL America knows he is!

By Biscotti

Bump his gums...never has a phrase been more appropriate since he's lost all of his teeth!

By JULES

Yes, Charlie, you are one ignorant, educated fool. And to have the audacity to out Mr. Lorre regarding attending AA. Well, little man, he has a hell of alot more courage than you, coward, to admit he needs help. He will go on to be a success, whereas you will go on to be planted in a pine box. And, just for the record, I have always been a fan of Two 1/2 Men and look forward to revamped series. My dear, you would have been nothing without the other cast members.

UNEDUCATED...that is.

By Trisha

YOU SAID IT SISTER!!!!

By jo

Preach it. You are so right. Berta, the Mom and Jake (when he was a youngun. now not so much) are hilarious and look forward to their punchlines more than Sir Snort Alot's.

By relichunter6006

what a dork! He has visions of grandeur. Too bad the publicity stunt he is pulling shows the world who has the brains & talent-Chuck, the writers, cast and CBS. I hope the show survives without Charlie. What a nut-job-who would be stupid to hire him now!?

By GeraldR5

At one time, the media knew when to jump on the horse, how long to ride it and when to jump off. Today, they beat it to death until they, the subject and the audience is exhausted. Please, PLEASE forget about this nutcase known as Charley Somethingorother. We are tired of him. Tired of his tirades. Tired in general. Enough is enough. Get off the horse!!!

By BeerBelly

I bet he was looking in the mirror when he said that.

By mmmbbbggg

The show was only supposed to be on the air for one more season anyway. Put Charlie Harper in jail for a DUI or rehab... tie up the loose ends on the story line, and let the show go out on a high note like it was supposed to.

I totally agree that this show is successful due to the ENSEMBLE cast.

Sorry Charlie.

By Lips

I heard a guy that was GIVEN tickets to see Charlie say he would rather have a root canal the go see him again. Very sad for Charlie and his family.

By rude

CERTIFIABLE.

By Lynvashti

Charlie Sheen needs to grow up, wise up, get help, and shut up. I was never a great fan of the show--it was just too sleazy. I hope if they retool it, that it is a better show and more successful. But it really doesn't matter in the scheme of things; there are more important things to think about-like the tornado tragedy in the South and the threatening Mississippi flood, not to mention problems in the rest of the world. Charlie Sheen needs to have a reality check.

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