Charlie Sheen's Response to Chuck Lorre: 'You Sad Silly Fool'

By AOL TV Editors Posted Apr 29th 2011 12:30PM

Charlie Sheen isn't thrilled with Chuck Lorre's plans to reboot 'Two and a Half Men' without him.

The troubled sitcom star released a letter to TMZ, calling Lorre a "nut-less sociopath," among other choice words.

In the letter, Sheen claims responsibility for the success of the CBS sitcom and warns Lorre that he'll win in the $100 million court case against him and Warner Bros. TV.

Read the full letter here.

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool. A-hole p*ssy loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less sociopath; I'll beat your chicken shit soul in a court room into a state of gratitude. A state of surrender. Something you left at the door every time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore. Wow, I'm sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach'em how to be a stupid b*tch.

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.

I'm out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear;

NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW.

And that's exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You've been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

- Charlie Sheen

Last night Lorre referenced Sheen in the vanity card attached to 'The Big Bang Theory.' It read:

Dear Concerned Viewers,

Thanks to the magic of computer graphics, the monkey in tonight's episode was not actually smoking a cigarette, nor was he ever exposed to secondhand smoke. At all times, every effort was made to make the monkey feel happy and safe. Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse. It wasn't until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back. Thankfully, an intervention was staged by the Geico lizard and he is now going through detox and a twelve step program at the Bonzo Center in Palm Springs. Everyone at The Big Bang Theory wishes him well.

Tags: Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men

Comments

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Friday 29 April

By drumgenius816

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Anyone that gives up 2Mil a show,belongs at the front of the line for Mental Health issues!!!

By Bubba

It's amazing how Charlie blames everything on Lorre? I don't see any other castmember bashing him. In the entertainment world cash is king! So for a studio to walk away or go in a different direction from a goldmine, that speaks mega-volumes!

By dumbass

Is he talking about Chuck or himself?

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.

Saturday 30 April

By mocna

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Lorre = LOSER

By markphaze

this uy should be more careful with the insults and he might get his role back,,this guy needs a "hollywood handler"24/7 before he totally toasts his career,,either that or a muzzle

Saturday 07 May

By Sarita

It does not matter what this nut says I think they should bring the show back without him, Two and a Half Men is a funny show, and the rest of the actors in it deserve to go back to work, just pick a good actor to play his part and we will enjoy it.

Sunday 15 May

By Captain Gary

Hard to imagine this going anywhere without Sheen.... however can fully understand the liability of keeping him. Seems to me that it would be better to just cancel the show and call it a day. Think Ashton is pretty cool and was a big fan of the 70's Show.. but following Sheen ( as big of an A&*wipe as Sheen is )? I don't know about this... Someone must have a grander vision than I do about the change. Sheen wasn't acting.....hard to replace something authentic like that.

By taraterm2

He sounds like an infuriated 13 year old. If he HAD a leg to stand on{which he does'nt} he might have written an intelligent insightful letter worthy of someone who gets over a million dollars per ep for being witty and entertaining. But every time he opens his mouth or finger to keyboard he just proves, once again, what an overpaid jerk he has been all these years and that NO ONE is indispensible. There's a good chance, that, like MASH and Cheers, the show will rebloom and last even longer despite the replacement of a major star.

MASH and Cheers were two shows that not only survived but actually improved after major beloved starts were replaced. It can happen.

By Taraterm2

Yeah!!! If Charlie had OD or killed someone while on the show Warners would have been the FIRST place everyone would have pointed a finger at as the accusations rolled in...Why didnt you intervene?? why did you let your star keep working!!?? why didnt you stop this human car wreck when you had the chance??!!all for a lousy buck, huh??

So they put the show on hiatis and Charlie mouths off.

Saturday 03 September

By Alb-NYC3

Charlie and Chuck, brilliant together, why dump all that success over what?! Being together, working together is what made them good. Thank you both for so many frigging good episodes!

I love the housekeeper, SHE should get her own show! Actually she and Charlie?

Charlie, you are still the one anyone cares about, why degrade yourself to publicly fight with your former successful business partner? Always work together, never against (both lose).

As soon as you start taking care of yourself, all this BS will be boring old history, and you can get back to why the world loves you. Dump the excess drugs, exercise, read, eat-right (darn it?!-).

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