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Pippa Middleton makes Kim Kardashian look like an Armenian lab rat.
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Not to mention Kim has the IQ of an Amoeba!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kardashian girls and their Mother brought in 65 million last year. Do you think they got this money for looking pretty? They all work very hard, although to many it may look like they don't work at al..
"She's like a British Kardashian.
- George Lopez on Pippa Middleton"
And George is like a talentless low-life who took his wife's kidney then showed her the door.
Big difference. Pippa is all natural. The Kardashians are Barbie Dolls.
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What talent does Kim Kardashian have to put her constantly in the spotlight day after weary day ?
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only 2 things - bodacious tatas
she would be more attactive without the mole
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I kinda like it. Makes me think of Chips-Ahoy.
mmmmmmmmmmmm....Cookies!
I hope Pippa isn't getting in over her head going against Kim in a battle of words. It's rumored Kim recently debated a rock and almost won!!!
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People actually listen to what George Lopez says? Unbelieveable.
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WHO IS MR. LOPEZ? ANOTHER UNHAPPY ILLEGAL IMIGRANT?
She looks like a bad beer party about to erupt with two schmoes.
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No, no, no,..................not even close.
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Regardless of what happen Kim Kardashian is a American born and true I will be doggone if I am going to pick an outsiders over our own.. Thats what is wrong with the USA we are not even loyal to ur own do you think for one minute if the tables where turned that the English would b siding with Kim Kardashian over Pippa? I think it's about time we start being loyal to OUR own from our country.
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