There's a reason Keira Knightley wasn't a bridesmaid at the nuptials of William & Kate. Actually, that they don't know her is probably a major one, but if the royal couple knew anything about her past experience as a bridesmaid, they certainly would have steered clear. She shared the story with 'Late Night.'

It's an astonishing tale of absolutely everything going wrong to the point where you would assume Knightley was the victim of some kind of curse.

"Every drink I had went straight down the front and then the food went straight down the front," she said. "Then I went to the bathroom and I got it caught in the toilet door and it all ripped up the back."