From Angelina Jolie's maternal instincts to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood with our weekly Fashion Police.

OK, we admit it. We went into our Cannes Film Festival photography in the hopes of finding some dreadful, inappropriate dresses. For the most part, we were terribly disappointed -- it seems the Hollywood actresses got the memo: Cannes isn't the place to go abstract. It's best to stick with the classics. So Angelina Jolie (as usual) leads the pack with a sensual, sexual gown, and other women follow suit. Unfortunately, Kirsten Dunst missed the boat this week.