The soon-to-be Mr. Kim Kardashian, AKA Kris Humphries, felt his fame soar this morning with news of his engagement to one of the celebrisphere's most glamorous and omnipresent starlets.In a new photo spread for GQ magazine, contending that "you don't catch Kim Kardashian's eye by being shy," Humphries, a 26-year-old New Jersey Nets basketballer, plays the role of male swimsuit model.
After a quick recap of the hunk's NBA season -- "he posted career highs in both points and rebounds this year and was leading the team with 21 double-doubles before his season was cut short by a sprained ankle" -- GQ notes that Kris deems 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' must-watch TV without a second thought.
Good boy.





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This joke of an engagement just made news and already he's wh0ring himself out to magazines.
Also, put your clothes back on. You're not attractive, and the fact that you're boning a Kardashian makes you even less so.
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Wh0ring himself out to magazines...gee, I wonder who he learned that from?
Kim is a starlet -- since when? She's a ho!
GQ=gay mag.
Someone needs to explain to me how it seems so desirable for otherwise intelligent, attractive and successul men to want to be involved with women who have slept with half of Hollywood. I wouldn't place my shoes next to Kim Kardashian for fear of catching something and those are just my shoes!
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@matthewesisn,The extreme power of SEX, it's a mystery!
Successful, I guess because putting a ball in a hoop can earn you lots of money. But intelligent and attractive? LOL.
Quite a contrast to her surgically enhanced chest and colony of bees stung behind.
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better have a prenup dude.
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Her breasts are real. Some women are just lucky!! All these postings are so mean. You people arfe obviously jealous and evil and can't stand to see anyone happy. Get a life!
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Wake up, little suzy. It's not jealousy. It's disgust at how they achieved their wealth and fame, and at how a portion of the american public encourages it.
Are you for REAL 'cuz Kim's knockers are so NOT?!
Really?! Suzzi, nothing to be jealous of. Your'e cheering on a tool with no talent, who achieved her "fame" by being peed on in an x-rated video?! TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION! These Kardashian tools are NOT your friends!
"her breasts are real" ????? All you have to do (if you're really a fan of this chick--and you seem to be) is check out pics of her from Ray J to now. Unless you're blind, you can see she increases cup sizes every year!!! LOL
Your a Joke!
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Your grammar is a joke.
I certainly hope Kim gives back the engagement ring when things don't work out but I imagine her mother already has plans to re-set the center stone as a pendant for herself. Because really, isn't all this about Kris and what Bruce can never provide for her...in other words more money. I'm sorry but how do you marry someone who has slept with half of the male population in professional sports? Their People Cover is laughable, Kim looks like a cougar with her boy-toy. Maybe she will tone down the tons of make-up.
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Can't even believe I'm responding to this 'cuz the whole thing is so lame - good riddance for the time they're both off the market (give 'em year, max).
Kim & Co. are ALL fame mongers, her father Robert is probably spinning a thousand miles an hour in his poor grave.
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OMG - You are so spot on!!!
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Did she buy you that GOLD watch???????
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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