Looking for the perfect pad to host a bevy of porn stars fueled by a briefcase full of cocaine? Well, then Charlie Sheen has got an opportunity you may not be able to refuse, according to TMZ. The over the top actor has put his Beverly Hills mansion on the market, ringing in at $7.2 million -- now is that in warlock barter or US dollars?The 7,924 square foot house, known as Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch, boasts five bedrooms and seven baths and is situated in a gated community.
"This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer's dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa," the listing reads. "Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes."







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I hope the price includes a power wash with a 50:50 bleach:water ratio
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Thank you for an unusually smart and funny post - I am still laughing. Not to mention how true!
Brilliant! (but I would use straight bleach)
HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS CHARLIE. GOOD YOUR A JERK, YOU BLUE THE BIG ONE OUT OF THE WATER. YOU WILL BE BROKE SOON. YOU THINK YOUR ALL THAT. SOON, IF A MAN HAS A DOLLOR, HE WILL BE WORTH 99 CENTS MORE THAN YOU.
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Is he still winning?
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Obviously not!
LOSING !!!!! LMAO. What a L O S E R !!!!
STILL LIKE CHARLIE
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Charlie disappointed everybody including his former fans. It do not matter how good his acting is, but what matter to everyone is to be respectful and humanly. Remember the golden rule ... treat them the way you want them to treat you.
I bet neighbors were like: "Is it Christmas already? Is our nightmare over?".
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But, what about the annoying black hole that keep sucking his cars down the mountside? Shouldn't you get a discount for that and the added expense of the bleach for the power wash? Is there enough bleach in the world?
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Charlie Sheen did'nt have the motoring skills and driving advancement same as OJ Simpson to do 35 miles per hour in a white bronco down a California highway while on the run after he was going to be arrested for murdering his ex-wife.
Great place for Maria Shriver to start over!
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Maria and should get the home that she and her children were living in and Arnold should get his own place. Why should the children suffer and have to stay in a hotel? I'm sure Maria can talk down the price.
Charlie looks much older than his father. I hope he realizes what a disappointment he is to his family. I feel terrible that he does not even know how this is affecting them. Guess he does not even think they are worth consideration. I thought they were decent, nice people. Guess I was wrong.
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Charlie Who?
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actors like him, has the opportunity to be working in this wonderful bussines and making more money that i probably i ever going to make, i never have the chance to make it in hollywood but if one day happend to me i would never take it for granted like him.
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Lindsay Lohan might be looking for a roommate! Hear that Charlie?
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I think Lindsay Lohan is 24. She's too old for him.
BYE-BYE...
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