Has Jennifer Aniston Finally Found the Perfect Man?

By Jo Piazza Posted Jun 3rd 2011 08:10PM

Whatever will we do if one day Jennifer Aniston finally gets it right and we can't bemoan the love life of "Poor Jen" any longer? That day may have finally arrived; it's time to find a new sad-relationship-sack, America.

Jen's latest beau, actor and screenwriter Justin Theroux, who reportedly met her friends a week ago, might actually be the perfect man to be the next Mr. Aniston. Here's why:

1. He's age appropriate. At 39 to Jen's 42, this isn't another May-December fling.

2. He's just the right amount of famous. Justin isn't more renowned than Jen, which could be a self-esteem blow, but he does have a certain amount of fame cache, so he gets Jen's world. "I like that he's a successful guy who is comfortable behind the scenes," says relationship and dating coach Tracey Steinberg. "Jen gets a lot of media attention and I'd hate for her to be with a man who tried to compete with her for the spotlight. It sounds to me like a good match and hope it works out for them."

3. He's smart and funny. Remember John Mayer, Jen's crooner ex who thought he was both smart and funny, but most of the time was just a jackass? Theroux is the opposite. He co-wrote the hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' and handled the screenplay for 'Iron Man 2,' and he has a degree in visual arts and drama from Bennington College. "Not only does he have a strong educational background, he has a resume that trumps most actors in Hollywood. Justin has been on TV sitcoms, starred on Broadway, directed films, and he writes his screenplays!" says HollywoodLife.com senior writer Chloe Melas. "Jen needs someone who understands the industry and has a strong career of his own, which is very attractive to an accomplished woman."

4. He has friends. Jen is a social creature so a moody loner just wouldn't do. Justin runs with a crew that includes Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.; all age-appropriate, famous enough friends for Jen.

5. He just doesn't seem like a douche. This one might be the hardest to quantify, but it might also be the most important. Jen has a history of dating douchey men. Since her breakup with Brad Pitt she has gone through John Mayer (the king of douchey behavior), Vince Vaughn (during his perpetually single years) and Bradley Cooper (who doesn't want to be a douche but he's just soooo good looking). More importantly than anything else, Justin seems like a good, normal, nice guy. That's really all America wants for its sweetheart.

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Friday 03 June

By MO

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I don't understand why people are attacking Jennifer. I'm still trying to figure out why and what did she do. So what if she hasn't found her significant other yet. Many woman are single. So what if u don't like her movies. Alot of people do. So what the media talks about her alot. That's how they get paid because they know ur going to feed into it. So what she slept with the guys she's dated, isn't that how people form relationships. Is she bashing other people in hollywierd or anywhere else? NO. So what she's not married or have kids. A lot of people don't and it's her choice. So what's the freakin propblem? Sounds like everyone else has the problem.

By SaraS

AMEN!!!!

By hazel

I agree, shes cute, rich, and can do anything she wants and date or breakup with anyone she wants. Live and let live and stop the bashing!

Saturday 04 June

By Terry French

Well it appears that when Jennifer Anniston is alone she is miserable and desperately looking for Mr. Right. When she is dating, she is desperate and needy and "bad in bed." How do we know she didn't do the leaving? Maybe the guy wasn't the right guy for her, maybe he was bad in bed. Kind of makes a few posters on here sound shallow if that's your relationship ending criteria. Seriously; bashing this woman seems to be getting obsessive with some people. That must be exhaustive. She is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. How do we all know she slept with every guy she dated? There's more to indicate other people have slept around, then Jennifer Anniston. She looks from my pov to be a woman who won't settle.

By KateS.

Poor guy. He already is being called Mr. Aniston. He has important friends which suits Aniston. He better run.

By Bueno

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Jennifer, poor Jennifer, there will never be any perfect man for you other than Brad Pitt. In the deepest recesses of your heart you still long for Brad. Be honest. Any relationship that you have or will have is just a temporary fix to fill the void in your heart.

By Donna

There is no perfect guy for Jennifer. She jumps from one guy to another. I wish that Jennifer would go to a deserted Island and stay there for about 5 years. Jennifer you need to stop sleeping with every guy you meet.

By Linda

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Donna you have no idea if she has slept with every guy she dated. Unless you have proof, you need to keep your big trap shut! Didn't your mother ever teach you, if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, don't say any thing at all? How would you like for a bunch of people to say that you had slept with a bunch of guys if you hadn't!

By jojoBee

Only if his name is Garfield.
as in the cartoon. This Orange is rotten to the core!
Definition of Phoney baby!

By Oakland Rich

Are Jennifer Aniston and Lindsay Lohan the same person?

By leon

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Not all perfect men live in California or New York.

By will

What the hell is the perfect man? You have been watching too many bad episodes of Oprah and Dr Phil. Who gives a crap who this idiot marries or dates.

By Jules

I'm no Aniston fan but it's stories like this that are the problem. Let her see whomever she wants. Stop trying to marry her off to anyone she dates. If I were in her position, marriage wouldn't be a big priority. Maybe after that last mess, she's hesitant to get married again. Can you blame her???

By budwsr25

Jen is a great looking women. She needs a guy who is not in the business and can give her the Attention She Deserves. Guys in the business are always looking for the next best thing. This guy won't be around very long.

Wednesday 08 June

By idiot

woman (single), women (plural)

By KS.

You say Aniston needs a guy who will give her the attention SHE deserves! I thought in a good relationship, both people give and take. Why should SHE be the entitled one?Hmmmm!

By joe cool

oh no
jen again... right man,,,,,

pitt got tired of , not tonight honey, i have a head ache
not tonight homey, my hairs fixed for tomorros shoot.
not tonight honey, i am two tird....

with jolie, its right now baby and do it right ..

poor jen.
\ maybe she should try women....

and its time to drop her from the news, shes old hat

pack her away in the back somewhere....

Sunday 05 June

By notyetjeanette

Joe uncool..
Now just how in hell would you know what was said in their
bedroom..? were you there..?Do you live next door ? Do
you converse with Brad,, No,, you don't so keep your big mouth
shut.. I can see why your wife ditched you.. and told you no everytime.!

By dmcg2008

This guy Justin should run not walk away from Jen. Good Lord, she just met him, now he's the one. Where have we heard that before? I don't understand why a 40ish woman acts like a 15 yr old. She is needy, clingy, and waaaay too ready to jump into yet another relationship.

By Val

I love Jen, but how 'bout we talk about how we can support the Warfighter. Both my sons have deployed twice, and my oldest one is about to again. My nephew and his wife, and many other relatives are deployed for the second time. How 'bout we discuss how to help a window or widower. How 'bout we discuss how we're going to help a geographically single mom. This year is going by quickly. Why don't we discuss (and start saving for) the Thanksgiving and Christmas items we'll provide to local families and ship overseas to our displaced Warfighters.

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