Has Jennifer Aniston Finally Found the Perfect Man?

By Jo Piazza Posted Jun 3rd 2011 08:10PM

Whatever will we do if one day Jennifer Aniston finally gets it right and we can't bemoan the love life of "Poor Jen" any longer? That day may have finally arrived; it's time to find a new sad-relationship-sack, America.

Jen's latest beau, actor and screenwriter Justin Theroux, who reportedly met her friends a week ago, might actually be the perfect man to be the next Mr. Aniston. Here's why:

1. He's age appropriate. At 39 to Jen's 42, this isn't another May-December fling.

2. He's just the right amount of famous. Justin isn't more renowned than Jen, which could be a self-esteem blow, but he does have a certain amount of fame cache, so he gets Jen's world. "I like that he's a successful guy who is comfortable behind the scenes," says relationship and dating coach Tracey Steinberg. "Jen gets a lot of media attention and I'd hate for her to be with a man who tried to compete with her for the spotlight. It sounds to me like a good match and hope it works out for them."

3. He's smart and funny. Remember John Mayer, Jen's crooner ex who thought he was both smart and funny, but most of the time was just a jackass? Theroux is the opposite. He co-wrote the hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' and handled the screenplay for 'Iron Man 2,' and he has a degree in visual arts and drama from Bennington College. "Not only does he have a strong educational background, he has a resume that trumps most actors in Hollywood. Justin has been on TV sitcoms, starred on Broadway, directed films, and he writes his screenplays!" says HollywoodLife.com senior writer Chloe Melas. "Jen needs someone who understands the industry and has a strong career of his own, which is very attractive to an accomplished woman."

4. He has friends. Jen is a social creature so a moody loner just wouldn't do. Justin runs with a crew that includes Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.; all age-appropriate, famous enough friends for Jen.

5. He just doesn't seem like a douche. This one might be the hardest to quantify, but it might also be the most important. Jen has a history of dating douchey men. Since her breakup with Brad Pitt she has gone through John Mayer (the king of douchey behavior), Vince Vaughn (during his perpetually single years) and Bradley Cooper (who doesn't want to be a douche but he's just soooo good looking). More importantly than anything else, Justin seems like a good, normal, nice guy. That's really all America wants for its sweetheart.

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Saturday 04 June

By anonymous

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jennifer aniston will never, ever find a perfect man because it isnt about the man. it is about her getting therapy and healing the very wounded parts of herself that cling for life to every man that dates her, and that drives men away so fast, they cant breathe...it happens everytime, and she is in severe denial, and wont face it, and wont get help. she blames the guy..she is in the height of denial...very sad, and very unhealthy...too bad., but true.she is only getting older and older..her loss...

By tscooch

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Who can forget her powerful,moving,awe-inspiring,epic performance in......"Office Space" !!!! L O L

By Christine

What I don't "get" is why they always say she's "anguished"? I've never seen her in any media format looking "anguished". Perhaps because she's stronger than these "douchey" men with whom she's been in "relationships". And is GLAD they are over.

By sarita

I wish her happynnes she had enough sadnes when Angelina got Brad Pit away from her, beeing betraded is very bad and makes you think you fail as a woman, good luck with your new love Jennifer.

By carm

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you know its not them...its her. she's not able to keep a man cause she's a stuck up...needy person. she likes people to feel sorry for her and enjoys all the attention.

Sunday 05 June

By John

Hopefully. Maybe she'll stay away from the high profile celebrities. This is the way to find real love, under the radar. Pitt and Jolie, literally screwed on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith, then screwed Jenn. These are two dark individuals. Pitt has no friends and neither does Jolie. Jenn is so down to earth. I wish there was a contest where I could win to have dinner with her. I think she would be a lot of fun to be with.

By scooter

Are you serious. Jen Jen. This guy looks like a muslem al quieda. More than that who cares? Waked I say waked wankers they are. Poor little Jen Jen. Be glad shes not involved with a twisted bradjolie

By RAY

DID I HERE THIS RIGHT ...............SHE IS IN SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT MAN ......................WELL SHE SHOULD LOOK IN THE REAR VEIW MIRROR ..........SHE WILL SEE A MAN THAT I ABOUT THE CLOSEST TO PERFECT AS SHE IS GOING TO GET AND HIS NAME IS BRAD PITT. AND THAT ENDED BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT GIVE HIM A BABY .
SHE LET THE PRINCE GET AWAY .

By the_fool

For today yes. Who knows if she will be with him tomorrow.

By sharon

Sorry, but she is NOT hot! Realistically, if she was a neighbor, she would NOT be viewed as anything special.

She's just typical looking girl.

It's with anything, Marketing, Branind creates PERCEIVED value...like Mercedes. Everyone PERCEIVES Mercedes as the car to have...represents prestige. However, as any vehicle, it runs oon gas and gets you to your destination.

Again, Perception>

By Julymoon

They met a week ago and already she can tell he is the one? Reeks of desperation, I hope for her sake she can finally get a man if she beds anymore she might be called a legal Prosie, but because it's poor poor Jen it's ok, Jen your over forty grow-up already the girlie act is as old as you enough already.

By Clay Worth III

Well She Never meet me? And her girl friends will reject him like always their fighting? rest my case. its a fling.

Monday 06 June

By Dori

Jennifer's in the barrel right now scraping .. she's been with them all.. who cares who's she's picking everyone of them has been the perfect man one nite or whatever ...
Give us a break and put out more interesting topics to talk about Jen in bed is real old news ...

By getreal

Justin has been living with someone for years! So now its ok for Jen to hook up with someone in a relationship but for years she played the ultimate victim whining about what Pit did to her. I dont think there is one real thing about this person - guess she's in the right business. Too bad she isnt better at it!

Are you kidding! Poor Jen?? She is hooking up with a guy who has lived with someone else for years.....

By chance

Of course he's been with other women ... It's call 'being over 25'!!! The fact he's been in a past relationship (whether it worked out or not) as opposed to whoring around appears to be the better of the two. Jen has probably dated 50 people to his 1!

By Daniel

Jen deserve a perfect man. I love her so much. She proved to the world how attractive a woman can be.

By nelson

no offense but i really think he is a lesbian, he can't hold a man in her life really!

By Marla

Are you saying you think Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian? If she is she really seems to like d**k a lot.

By chance27605

I've been wondering this for years ... Can ANYONE tell me the name of a movie that Jennifer Anniston was in that was any good or that she was any good in? Other than her cutesy girl-next-door looks and she being the 'good girl' who got dumped by Brad, I have absolutely no clue why she is popular. CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE???

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