From Angelina Jolie's maternal instincts to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood with our weekly Fashion Police.

Oh, wow. It's been so long since we've seen Tila Tequila. We'll hand it to her, though -- when she does make an appearance, she does it with a "bang." Another fascinating discovery this week (OK, it's not really a discovery) is the ease with which celebs look great just walking down the street. What sorts of magical potions do they possess? Oh yeah, a stylist and make-up artist. Right. Enjoy!