Robert Pattinson Slips an F-Bomb During Reese Fete

By PopEater Staff Posted Jun 5th 2011 11:05PM

A presumably lubricated Robert Pattinson stumbled his way through a tribute to his 'Water for Elephants' co-star Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, flubbing teed-up punchlines and dropping an epic f**k-bomb that proved too nimble for censors.

Following a short speech by Patrick Dempsey, R.Patz appeared confused when it came time for him to speak about Witherspoon, who was receiving the Generation Award. After some inaudible giggling and a "This is the worst" observation by co-presenter Chelsea Handler, Pattinson began telling about the first time he worked with Witherspoon.

"I don't know if everyone knows, but I did my first movie with you. Called 'Vanity Fair,' and you played my mother. What I later learned though was that you were directly responsible for cutting my part of the movie -- [Reese shakes her head in the audience] -- This is the truth," he said. "Seven years later, we worked together in a movie called 'Water for Elephants.' And this time you played my lover. I didn't cut you out. But I did f*ck you."

Unlike the plethora of other F's flying around the effing show, this one made it past the bleeper. He then carried on with his roast-style jokes, implying that Witherspoon has an affinity for tequila and that she taught him that "it's possible to be 33% lesbian -- not mentioning any names."

"Reese, working with you twice and not getting cut out once was such a special experience but if there's one thing I'll take with me. As you get older, it's not always a bad thing to have sexual chemistry with your mother. Congratulations."

When Witherspoon came to accept her honor, which is the equivalent of a lifetime achievement award, she took a swipe at her co-star's comedy stylings.

"By the way Rob, the punchline to your joke was I played your mother. We had a sex scene. So really you're the best motherf**ker in Hollywood."

That time, the censors were ready.

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Actors Justin Timberlake (L) and Mila Kunis speak onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: (L-R) Director JJ Abrams, actors Elle Fanning and Joel Courtney and director Steven Spielberg speak onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

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Jason Sudeikis is seen on stage at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, June 5, 2011, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

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Jason Sudeikis is seen on stage at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, June 5, 2011, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Actors Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis speak onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Actress Reese Witherspoon arrives at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Host Jason Sudeikis speaks onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Writer/director J.J. Abrams, actors Elle Fanning and Joel Courtney and director Steven Spielberg speak onstage during the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 05: Actress Emma Stone arrives at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

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Sunday 05 June

By lawrence,s

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First !

By What?!

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Looked like the MTV Award show need to move to the HBO channel. Profanity and sexual content.

Monday 06 June

By Messa

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The 1600's called. They want their delicate sensibilities back. Be careful you don't faint or get a case of the vapors.

By dal

these award shows are nothing but a joke any way "MTV AWARDS" what now they got one for the hack actors? To listen to some talk you'd think they cured cancer or something. they are nothing but actors say thanks that anyone give a rats butt and move on.

By lizard

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His wiki says that he felt he no longer got modeling jobs because "I looked too masculine." HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing. That dweeb looks masculine??

By S. D. Humphries

We are judged as a people by what we accept as a society. S.D. Humphries.

By Arch Angel

"When Witherspoon came to accept her honor, which is the equivalent of a lifetime achievement award"

No it isn't. It's the equivalent of an award that you'd find in the bargain bin, just like the rest of the awards it's just something else to strong peoples egos.

By PatSux

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Rob P looks like a dork in that photo. D O R K

By oralborealus1

Because he is a DORK! D O R K !!!

By Dj

I have never seen such poor choice of words on any award show..the F-bomb was everywhere.. the sexual context was in such poor taste.even the stars were putting their heads down..and the guy who was the mc for the show was terrible.it was a waste of time to watch it..hope they will be better next year what message are u sending the youths of today? MTV you blew it!

Saturday 27 August

By Jeanne King

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY ABOUT MTV AWARDS SHOW. MC WAS GROSS & THEY ARE ASKING HIM TO DO IT AGAIN - URGH! ROB PATTINSON NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE DRUGS & BOOZE IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A LONG LIFE IN MOVIES OR ANY ENDEAVOR. HE ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT (NOT THE FIRST TIME) & NEEDS TO STAY OFF THESE SHOWS UNTIL HE HAS BETTER CONTROL. I'M FROM LONDON, U.K. TOO, & WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN HIS BEHAVIOR.

By zzzzzzzzzzzz

egads

By Nene

He seemed very nervous and a bit tipsy. The result was a totally wild & crazy RPattz!

By jensopine

Why is everybody laughing - so fake - so on purpose - so stupid and so lacking in intellect. Not really interested now in seeing the movie. Do all these YOUNG people really think that was funny? Give me a break.

By Mrs. Smith

He may be ugly, but he is stupid.

By bob parks

What a lowlife. F-bomb everywhere you turn now. Lowlife trash.

By Donna J

Can't anyone say anything nice about anyone or are you all jealous because they were having fun???

By SharonHL

You need to seriously relax ! I am responding to your "double standard" remark to my earlier post. I don't know you from adam and you have no clue as to what I do or do not allow my children to watch or read, other than my remark about the MTV Awards and how my daughter likes Twilight. You don't see crude sex jokes and cussing in Twilight. Your response is waaay off base !

By LML7777777

Seems to be all in fun & sure the pre show alcohol involved contributed. We al need to lighten up, I'm sure the language is worse in Congress.

By jayb4446

Our children aren't watching congress on t.v.

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