Neil Patrick Harris: Expect 'Spider-Man' Jokes at Tonys, Just No Tights

Are there enough hours in a day for Neil Patrick Harris? The actor juggles a hit sitcom, 'How I Met Your Mother,' a movie career that includes the much-buzzed-about 'Smurfs,' a hosting job with the Tony Awards this Sunday and um, he's got 8-month-old twins. But don't worry about the guy, little Gideon and Harper (with partner David Burtka) sleep 11 hours a night, he tells
PopEater in a fun chat running up to his return to the Tonys. We talked with the universally loved 'Doogie Howser' alum about what to expect during the show ("There will be the inevitable 'Spider-Man' jokes"), why he chose to raise his kids in the big city and he reveals details about the 'Smurfs' flick and how playing a coked up hooker-lover changed his life forever.
You're hosting the Tonys again this year (last time was in 2009). How do you convince middle America that Broadway isn't some, I don't know, gay thing?
(Laughs) Well those are your words, not mine. I think the goal is to present all of these productions in a way that makes them desirable for the rest of America and entice them to come to New York and see a show. It's choosing the right numbers from the shows and explaining and then watching them perform, really.
Are there going to be a lot of 'Spider-Man' jokes?
I think there will be the inevitable 'Spider-Man' jokes. I don't know just how far we will go down that path.
Really? I thought you would have already been fitted for a Spidey outfit.
No, Sean Hayes wore one last year so I'm free. I'm not the biggest fan of silly costumes on hosts.
You have been so busy lately. Do you have time to eat or sleep?
Remarkably I do. It's been a busy year and when you add two babies into the mix it quantifies your time even more so.
I'm in awe of people who have twins. How do you even get out of the house?
We're kind of grateful and thrilled to be in New York while this is happening because New York is a great city for little babies, I think. Just going up and down the street, there's so much to see and the parks are unbelievable.
Are they on a schedule?
Yeah they're great sleepers. They sleep about 11 hours a night.
That's insane!
We had probably the most fantastic baby nurse/sleep specialist who helped us out for almost the first five months and she was phenomenal and the benefits have been incredible.
Are your friends with kids jealous?
No, I hope people are more happy for us.
Sorry, I'm a bitter person. You're also in the 'Smurfs' movie.
I grew up watching the Smurfs cartoon. I wasn't a collector of the figurines but they were definitely a Saturday morning must-see cartoon.
I always found them a little creepy.
I always found Gargamel a little scary because the smurfs were always so pleasant and so sweet and Gargamel would come in and try to destroy them all and I was a little bit intimidated by him.
Are you a goodie or baddie in the movie?
Oh I'm a good person. I'm married to Jayma Mays from 'Glee.' We're expecting a baby and I'm too busy with work and we get inundated by these little blue people and we have to figure out how to get them back to Smurf village and in turn learn a little bit about ourselves. (Laughs)
Naturally. Speaking of 'Glee,' you were on it.
It's miraculous how hard they work on that show. You would think that the show has been on the air for five years just based on its popularity and how much they are everywhere but they just finished their second season. We were having dinner with Jane Lynch and her wife and she kind of couldn't believe just that. It seems like it's been around forever.
And you've still got 'How I Met Your Mother' which is going into season ...
Seven.
So you're in syndication. Ka-ching.
(Laughs) Yes, I did it all for the money.
It's funny how you're a guy with kids and you play such a Lothario who appeals to men, women, ponies, everyone.
(Laughs) I don't know that Barney's ever contemplated a pony but there's always season eight. No, he's a great character. You don't often as an actor come upon someone who gets to be so bold and so broad and so horny. I embrace it as much as I can.
Was 'Harold and Kumar' life changing in the way the industry perceived you?
It was a fantastic, lucky moment for sure. I had no idea that sending myself up so completely and ridiculously would be as well received as it was. I thought it would be a small little movie that no one would really notice and if they did that gag might not even be that funny and it ended up having a cult status and a third movie is coming out.
It's like an Oprah moment. You took a risk, made fun of yourself and good things happened.
Yeah for sure. I think people appreciate I was making fun of myself in such a hardcore way - a prostitute and a line of coke! It was much harder core than I think people thought I was.
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Stars, they're just like us! Neil Patrick Harris takes the NYC subway on May 20. (Editor's Note: This is nothing new. I saw him years ago taking the train in what appeared to be his 'Cabaret' makeup.)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: (L-R) Actors Katie Finneran, Aaron Lazar, Patti LuPone, Jennifer Laura Thompson, Neil Patrick Harris, Christina Hendricks, Anika Noni Rose, Chryssie Whitehead and director Lonny Price attend Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends Stephen Sondheim's The Company with the New York Philharmonic presented by Screenvision and Ellen M. Krass Productions at the NYIT Auditorium On Broadway on June 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Screenvision)
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And you know God personally and he told you he's not pleased?
You know God personally and he told you he's not pleased?
I wonder if they share the aroma and flavor of the brown helmet?
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Dont know. How about you and your wife/husband?
How can he have twins? He's queer!
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I know! I thought gay people could only do single births and triplets! What's up with this "twins" thing? Crazy.
At least he doesn't send out pictures of his gentiles......
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Did you maybe mean genitals??? Gentiles are non-Jewish folk...
I'm hoping that he's just joking, about the gentiles...he must be deliberately misspelling, right?
If he is so busy, who's raising "his" children?
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His partner or nanny
Great, yet another media celebration of the gay lifestyle and its supposed glory....
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I'm sorry, where in the article does it "celebrate" his homosexuality? It never even mentions it. It just talks a little bit about his kids and more about his career. Honestly, you people can read anything into anything. He's being interviewed as a celebrity, not as a gay person.
I'm sure he and his partner are excellent parents. Throughout history, the reason for homosexuality is heterosexuality.
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I just want to know which one was pregnant with the twins?
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you're an idiot
I try not to be a homophobe but after seeing him the other night on Letterman I thought that I was going to puke in my mouth! Mixing his sperm with his lovers then implanting them into a woman so that they could have babies was sick!
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It is no sicker than egotistical straight people who have children that they do not want, just because they think it is expected of them. Keeping up with the next-door neighbors is not a good enough reason for bring children into the world.
I'm with you on that. that's about digusting!!
And this is better than the Octomom how???