What Anthony Weiner Can Learn From Mel Gibson

Congressman Anthony Weiner is looking to rehab his image with the American politic and his wife, close Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin. What better way to do it than steal a page out of the celebrity redemption playbook and enroll himself in "treatment" to make himself both a better person and a better husband. Will it work? Does rehab cleanse all sins?
Rehab is the celebrity equivalent of children being sent to their rooms. Through the redemptive process they are supposed to emerge properly chagrined. It is a time-out for bad behavior as well as a panacea for nearly every sin one can commit in Hollywood (and now, it seems, in Washington).
Mel Gibson went to rehab to bolster his image after a 2006 DUI arrest where he made the mistake of not only driving drunk (a pecuniary sin in Los Angeles where cabs are scarcer than brunettes) but by outing himself as an anti-Semitic bigot (less forgivable!), when he railed that members of the Jewish tribe were out for world domination.
This should have been a careerender in an industry dominated by Jewish executives, but the actor went to rehab, was able to repent and make an onscreen comeback in the 2010 thriller 'Edge of Darkness.' Rehab can cure anything, not just a hatred for the chosen people. Ask former 'Grey's Anatomy' star Isaiah Washington, who popped into rehab for calling a homosexual co-star a faggot, or professional golfer Tiger Woods who began his personal redemption tour of 2010 with a four-month inpatient treatment for sex addiction after cheating on his wife with every stripper, porn star and pancake house waitress adjacent to the PGA tour.
Cooper Lawrence, psychology expert of the Scott & Todd show on PLJ says she sees Weiner's entry into treatment as an insult to folks with real problems and real addictions.
"It's not until people get caught that all of a sudden they are sorry and it's an addiction. It's insulting to people who have real addiction issues that the guilty hide behind the guise of addiction," Lawrence tells
PopEater. "The only issue he has is extreme arrogance. As far as I know, there isn't a twelve-step program for that. Whatever happened to personal responsibility? Not everything is because of an addiction, sometimes you're just a jerk."
Dr. Jeff Gardere, a clinical psychologist has kinder words about the distinguished gentleman from Forest Hills, Queens and really wants to give him the benefit of the doubt.
"He now realizes that he may have a cyber sex addiction that may be fueled by deeper psychological issues and knows that it will benefit him, his marriage and his political future," Gardere tells us.
"Whether he is trying to fix his image or not, by taking the celebrity route to rehab, it doesn't matter as long as he gets the help that he really does need at this time."
There's one more thing Weiner can learn from his celebrity brothers and sisters. Rehab works once. The third time is a not a charm. If heading into treatment gets him back in the good graces of Congress (and more importantly, his family), it is a one-time only deal. Ask Lindsay Lohan.
►
Follow @JoPiazza on Twitter
Add a comment
Rehab is not a one time only fix. Ask Charlie Sheen. How many times has he been in Rehab, and he is still a highly sought after actor. Sure, he couldn't get his "Two and a Half Men" gig back, but mark my words, someone will sign him up for another TV Show, or Movie, soon.
Reply
Weiner couldn't waggle his way out of this one. He'll have to learn to swallow it. Maybe he can go on Elliot Spitzer's show and they can call it Spitz-Weiner.
Rehab is just a way to try to excuse bad behavior that will never be exorcised from these idiots. Weiner is just a bad seed with a huge ego who needs to be put out to pasture sooner than later, with NO pension. I don't care to finance this moron's antics in the future thank you very much.
Reply
Does PopEater have no editors?
The first sentence of the article reads: "Congressman Anthony Weiner is looking to rehab his image with the American politic and his wife, close Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin."
What does that mean?
Reply
LOL! Maybe the editors only look at Weiner's pictures. Reading is soooo yesterday. Nice catch.
It means his wife, Huma Abedin, is a close aide to Hillary Clinton.
LMAO is it me or is it funny someone who is close to the Clintons is caught cheating, maybe the Honorable ( smirk) Jessie Jackson can help him with words of.....NO WAIT HE DID THAT FOR BILL OVER THAT STAINED DRESS AND ALL THE WHILE HE WAS NAILING HIS AIDE THEN ALL THE IDIOT UNEDUCATED DONORS TO THE RAINBLOW COALALITION PAID HIS SHHHHHHH UP CHILD SUPPORT GO DEMOCRATS
Reply
this Weiner dude is a f-ing joke and should be be TERMINATED in every seance of the word!!
Reply
Mel Gibson is a damn racist and anti-semite period. Gibson is no different than the late Bin Laden or the Taliban.
What Anthony Weiner did was far less harmless than the lowlife Gibson.
Reply
NOTHING. Mel is a Man of God, Weiner is a man of FRAUD.
Reply
I am so tired of hearing about men who make fools out of themselves they are idiots oxymorons it seems they always thinks they will never get caught LOL they always get caught.I feel so sorry for the choldren and wives of these very sick men who must cheat to feel good about their manhood tha's a joke.Weiner and his package who care's???????he is just another man who think's below the belt.I am not saying this of all men because there are good men out there.The women who mess with these men are idiots too they will only get their 15 mins of flame and then they are soon forgotten.Arnold you lost the best thing that ever happened to you do you get it????? Maria move on with your life your a great mom and you was a great wife like they say kick Arnold too the curve
Reply
You have to want to be rehabilitated before it can work. Otherwise you can go through as much as your money allows and it will do no good.
Reply
I know it's hard Tony. I know you hate to pull out now. It is the right thing to do even if you have to leave those FB hotties longing for more of Mr. Weiner.
Reply
Weiner finally resigned. YAY! Hopefully we will never have to see his ugly face, or any other part of his anatomy again. I don't think rehab will work for what 'ails' him.
Reply
shoulda done an article on what Weiner coulda learned from Bill Clinton - "I ain't resignin', I get more action as president!"
Reply